Does anyone else get the feeling that this is his best outfit?

They tried to solve this problem....

Cue “oh but he wasn’t a RESPONSIBLE gun owner! RESPONSIBLE gun owners never make mistakes and should never be punished for the actions of irresponsible gun owners!” (puts gun in purse, gets shot by toddler/dog/self, continues to whine about how responsible they are).

Damn, that’s good.

I would love to see Democrats take on a commitment to economic justice as seriously as their continuing commitment to social justice, because if they did both, I think they would absolutely destroy the GOP in 2018 and 2020.

Lol

Nevermind that the economy was better than it’s been in decades

Sexually attracted to tornados? Talk about being fucked! (ba dum bum POW!)

Later buried by a badger.

Who’s whining?

As a self-identified nerd, I have to disagree with this statement. The issue at hand here isn’t (just) that there are problematic nerds, it’s that there’s a vast community of untapped nerds (women, PoC, LGBTQ folks) that the industry isn’t making an active effort at reaching out to.

You mean: PURRRRFECT!

That’s true, it would be better to drink that instead.

Red Bull is ok when mixed with vodka or jaegermeister, but why screw those up by adding red bull? Monster is straight up awful. I was on stage playing drums in a show sponsored by them, with big coolers of them on stage free for the bands. It gets real hot and I figured it’d be a good thirst quencher. The promoter…

This one always makes me giggle so hard. My kids think I’m weird, but maybe it’s because they can’t read subtitles yet.

Constantly

I’m not defending the stupidity of the teen, but teens are kind of known for not thinking things through. His thought process probably was “I like cookies. I bet she would like some too. Then maybe she’ll think I’m attractive.” It’s stupid and wrong, but normal teenager logic.

They probably have all that money from buying their kids shitty cars like Citations.