Rumor has it somebody plays football there but I’ve seen no evidence to back that claim up.

Nah let’s do them one at a time and make a day of it.

USS Gerald Ford eh? Wouldn’t be more appropriate to have the trucks stumble down the stairs and into the water?

So what do they call customers now? Marks?

Borrow a St. Bernard and take him for a ride to a McDonald’s drivethrough. Within 3 minutes, ever square inch of surface will have a layer of slobber and... stuff. for shiggles, hide a french fry somewhere in the car and let the wee beastie search for it.

“Love my job, hate the company” is super accurate. Worked there for nine years. Kept defending it while I worked there, but I was actually just saying that I (and the people I worked with) didn’t do or care about any of that other shady shit, and would just blatantly ignore it because I had been there so long.…

A couple years ago I was out front talking with a neighbor and a car comes down the street. It was a nice, warm, sunny day. As the car goes by it sort of eases to the right and does a mirror joust with a parked car down the street, too far to see the plate. Driver keeps on going like nothing happened. Not fast, not…

I get what you’re saying, but that’s not our problem. My safety should not be impacted because of your happiness or your need to get groceries, medicine or treatment.

The written test is one thing. I’m more concerned with physical ability at that age. There should be a requirement for medical records proving sufficient eyesight and reflexes.

Slap on the wrist for gross, 100% preventable insanely basic negligence that could easily have killed numerous people?! Oh, he’s white and old.

I’m glad no one was hurt but I love how after it hits the bus PA says “Wlcome aboard, please watch your step” as people are climbing over the hood of a pickup, while inside a bus.

The best NES-era Double Dragon was River City Ransom.

i see you’re new to washington

Tough crowd. 😉

...as a former nuclear trained engineering guy in the Navy.

Not to mention the disjointed copy/paste language about the armament. Uninformed regurgitation of out of context sensationalist bits from other sources is not the way to continue Foxtrot Alpha.

Terrell,

Hello human! I am looking for a squirrel, but my love for you has distracted me.

You get a star for penny racers.