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Oh I see. I was not familiar with that. I just assumed it was more like Uber. I see though. The guy is a moron. This is what you get when you let strangers near your car.

I hope she spent an hour doing a safety inspectuon, suspected drugs and called a K-9 unit. Keep him there all day, then let him off with a warning, just to rub it in.

He never even stopped texting. If you’re going to drive like an idiot at least put down the phone.

Exactly. Jt was raining. You should have seen the sweet drifting I did in my 4cyl S-10 with bald tires anytime it rained. That was just a normal day, except I wasnt an idiot and wrecked it. I just got new tires.

That was my question. Why did the thief have his key? Did the thief also have access to his house and or the pocket of his pants? Or is the owner just an idiot who leaves his car unlocked with the keys in it, after it was already stolen once?

I only found one of this type with a proper fly and it was a one off, random brand at Marshalls. Been looking for more ever since.

I only found one of this type with a proper fly and it was a one off, random brand at Marshalls. Been looking for

If he was driving a mustang it would be a two for one deal on sterotypes.

They only think that because it is true. When a cop (pretty sure in NC, but anywhere really) is legally allowed to shoot an unarmed man in the back and then plant evidence, ON VIDEO, then what can they not do? A badge is a free liscense to murder and opress. The worst that will happen is 6 weeks paid vacation.

I just checked out that dealer. I had never seen a Nissan Figaro before. Now I have to have one. I live reasonably close to VA.

“I think women are great. There really fantastic! Their so wonderful every person should own one. I have Three!!”

Mr. Torch,

I hope when the time comes, my friend George will take me out to a field and tell me about the rabbits.

This is exactly why the general population (me) should not be allowed to carry firearms everywhere.

I remember going to SXSW when it was only SXS.

She didnt want her door dinged.

Alternate headline: Two Poor Bastards Live With Disappointment Two Days Longer Than Everyone Else

Yes. Duh, of course. I should have known. The old vacuum tubes in my skull need to be replaced.

The stopwatch and map would work underwater too, except, the ocean is moving and taking you with it both vertically and horizontially. It is akin to your anology but encountering the jet stream from any direction, and all the time.

I had to go way to far down into the comments for this.