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Does it tell you where the cops are? Because Waze does, and its free. Works just fine all of the time.

It will be a selling point for me if I can use my phone to:

Its cool. Ironically friendly fire is my video game handle. For similar reasons, being on the receiving end.

Um.. were you responding to me? I was in the Cheating is Bad camp.

I remember that time I was texting and walking. I missed the step down off of the curb and fucked your mom. Accidents happen, I’ll be more careful in the future.

Driving slow in the left lane. I hope they all get cheated on.

So if your SO punches you in the gut, for whatever reason or no reason, you think you should stay with them. After all it was only one mistake. It does not define the rich tapestry of life and shit. Right?

Basically, she is unhappy that he doesnt trust her when she admits she is untrustworthy. The first thing she says is once she loses some weight she cant be trusted. He knows this too. She is fucked and he is only staying with her now because he is trapped by the kid, the house, the bills, family etc..

Yes. When you find out what has been going on all along, it is a relief that you are not going insane. Then you realize they have been gas lighting you all along. Then the anger comes.

You’re right. It isnt the worst thing a person can do, but it is a form of abuse. Like any other form of abuse it is and should be a deal breaker. A SO hits you? They will do it again. A SO calls you a piece of shit until you jump out of a moving car? They are just going to abuse you more after you get back. Someone

My parents were together for 40+ years. I think my Dad thought,”finally”, when my Mom died. If I werent in a shitty marriage at the time, I wouldnt have understood.

People will think I am flashing my lights at them all the time when there is not enough rain or mist to keep the wipers always on intermitent. I usually have my lights on anyway. I rarely even shut them off since my car does after I take out the key.

What I like about these articles is that they help me learn little bits of esoteric knowledge that make me appear more smarter than I is.

Ok. You got him there, now come up with another one.

“Snitches get stitches bitches”, to sum up his comments.

So how many kids do I have to talk to before I can rape someone? Is there a set exchange rate or does it float on other factors, like how many kids for shoplifting, drunk driving or spousal abuse?

The ones with guns.

Thanks for keeping us updated. You would think Netflix would do that. They are weirdly bad at interneting.

You wont need your gold fillings where your going, so dont worry about it.

Because the punishment for trying or actually killing a colored is six weeks paid vacation. So he can think about what hes done