It would be awesome if the US used a drone to drop a flaming bag of poop on the residence of a head of state, just to send a message. Or better do it to a ally just for the lolz.

Bloggers are not journalists. That is a breed extinct as small trucks.

Here is a fun game. How far back in time do you need to go for today’s “small truck” to be the same size as a past full-sized truck? 30 years? 40?

Can you define what those charts are showing, please? Are those Wii U sales, game sales, Nintendo stock?

Ive never had that happen to me exactly but when strangers are assholes like that for no reason to me, I get super aggressive. I dont do it out of a sense of wounded masculinity, but simply as a reaction to someone who is an asshole for no reason.

Yeah, I am sure it does, but I wasnt paying attention.

War is peace. The truth is a lie.

“Demonstrators Dressed in Mock KKK Outfits Kicked Out of Sessions Confirmation Hearing “

“A great deal of the world’s population is still illiterate.”

With sound effects like a guy saying, “Pew, pew ,pew. Bang-bang.”

Thank you. It happens. So long as you aren’t an asshole (pun, lol) and do it “accidently on purpose”, get over it. You know what also happens? Getting your dick jammed because someone missed. That is significantly unpleasant. No one meant to do it. You say, “Owie”, you both say you’re sorry and movie on. That is what…

His jokes killed.

...I thought I was developing narcolepsy and hemmroids. That makes a lot more sense.

STOP! giving them ideas. They will also be sending driving reports to your insurance co, the police and credit rating agencies.

“Listen,” said Ford, who was still engrossed in the sales brochure, “they make a big thing of the ship’s cybernetics. A new generation of Sirius Cybernetics Corporation robots and computers, with the new GPP feature.”

The “its cold outside” warning is driving me insane.

With those comfy bench seats it would be an ideal car to take to the drive-in with your significant other.

I am sure the police will see it that way. It is more likely to be a Mid-Westerner though. (See what I did there? Lol. I feel like Darth Vader telling Dad jokes.)

Oh really? There is a science that tells you what bullet matches to the gun it was fired from? I had not thought of that. I thought it was majic like how planes fly or how computers work.

The problem is proving who fired it. Try rounding up every redneck in a 5 mile radius and figuring out which one both randomly shot in the air and hit you.