I smell a rat.

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What an incredulous amount of bullshit.

Uh... His office is the one that ramped up aggression with Iran to begin with by dropping out of the agreement and throwing a pile of sanctions at the country after the UN found that Iran wasn’t in any violation of any agreement they have as a nation.

Eli is a goober. But he’s also a goober with two Super Bowl MVPs, including one in which he beat the 18-0 Patriots. He’s going to the HoF, .500 record and all.

It was!

There is no way on earth Warren Sapp decries cheap shots, just the price of the women who accompany them. 

Pretty hard to argue that Vinny is still productive this year. 

I know you guys hate this shit as much as we do, but can you please tell your bosses to go fuck themselves for the ridiculous amount of ads all over the place?

We all would have said the same thing about Morten Anderson, but they kept passing on him for more than a decade after he was eligible

This is simply untrue. I lived for many years in the State in the Union that had the lowest level of gun violence and gun deaths, and the strongest registration and background check regulations.  Years of experience and statistical analysis has show that this is causation, not correlation.

He will run again for elected office in Texas. And now he will lose.

Nobody: “Hillary please, but male this time, and with dementia.”

Sometimes it hits in the early 70s. For example, one of these hypothetical old people might confuse “Alabama” with “the Bahamas” and then spend a couple weeks saying he didn’t.

“What I worry about, if it becomes law, is that people will pay more and wait longer for worse care then they have today.”

So let me get this straight..

Imagine if Andrew WK and Oderus Urungus (RIP) were the Redeye alums that got WH gigs.

Is that what you call taking a 12 point victory in 2016 and turning into a 2 point victory in 2019? That’s some Trump math if I ever heard it.