1986 was a long time ago and things are different now, for sure. As an example, here are the 1986 and 2019 versions of Mike Scott

*womp*

I want to grind this comment to a fine powder and snort it.

“Look, I googled ‘Pro-Trump images’ and the first result was a Klansman holding a swastika flag. How could I possibly know not to use that?”

“So is the Trump campaign consciously dog-whistling at white nationalists or just plain stupid?”

I’m convinced this person is not better than this.

You’re better than this and if you aren’t you should be.

I wouldn’t be worried about Kim Jong Un if I were Trump

Better than the other hat in his locker.

“Sir, this is Arby’s.”

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No. 

I know I’m basing my vote on who has proven they can beat Trump when it matters. That’s why I’m proud to put my support behind *glass shatters* STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!

I remember at 23 being deeply embarrassed about buying my little sister booze for some party she was throwing. At the time the booze du jour of teenagers was Boone’s Farm and there was a shit-load of it in my grocery cart. I was torn between being worried that the teller would think I actually drank that shit, or that…

I’m 38 now and I’m already there. I’m drinking what I like and I really don’t give a shit what anyone thinks. Why I ever did is beyond me. I love White Claws.  

Bernie seems to be the only candidate with integrity. This is why the DNC will not select him to be their nominee.

Truth. I’m 45 and I don’t give a fuck what anybody thinks about my drink, or what I’m wearing. It’s very liberating.

40 is the new 80, in terms of grouchy-old-manness

Wanna Fuck?

According to this previous Deadspin post, Brown’s helmet is now 12 years old. It would have been 11 years old last year which means he may have gotten the same one year grace period. He just didn’t use it to find a new helmet that he could accept. The reporting has been unclear on this point.