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And then one time he says “If you rake forests, forest fires are finished.” then the next time it’s “Raking forests is why the Finnish never have forest fires.” then the next it’s “I was talking to the President of Finland - great leader, they love me in Finland - and he told me that they don’t have forest fires

I'm a big Kershaw fan, but we can't start calling 7-inning performances a "2-hitter." You need to go all 9 to get that distinction

I had to reread the 2nd and 3rd paragraphs a couple times to make sure I correctly understood what happened.

I’m willing to give Carmelo the same opportunity to prove himself that he gave Jeremy Lin .......seriously, fuck Carmelo

Because Shep Smith is a Democrat. Anyways, CNN did a good job.

Some of my best friends are black and white photographs.

Curious to see how the white man with the white supremacy manifesto killing people is used to make Ilhan Omar look racist. 

Maybe this Frederick Douglass guy could do a better job for Baltimore. Many people are saying great things about him.

They're not sending us their best fish.

The media trying to convince us that “The undecided voter” exists is the sadder part.

Fox News tonight;

Counterpoint: NDT has taught me many things, and Jack Crosbie has not enriched my life in literally any conceivable way.

Considering Twitter is full of bots and random people I think you’re vastly overstating it’s importance

It was the racist friends we made along the way.

Being anti-fascist is being a piece of shit?  So, you’re pro-fascist?

If they found suck a video, they’d respond with “Does merely saying the n-word REALLY make one racist?”

Yeah, um, here’s a better look at that dress in the background. Pretty sure that says FREEDOM around the hem.

I remember telling my students about Arizona’s “stop and provide papers” law when it was first enacted.

A few of them told me it shouldn’t be a big deal.

I then asked them if they thought that I’d be pulled over and asked for my citizenship papers if I were ever charged with a moving violation in AZ.

...to a person, they

Sir, this is an Arby’s 

Read the report before commenting next time.