"Not only that, for an extra $40 you can mow my lawn."

Here in Philly, this Chip Kelly thing has gotten out of hand - Eagles fans ride his jock like a SEPTA bus.

Next person that references a song gets a kick to the nuts.

*disgusted*

The sexist attitude that excludes these women from running makes absolutely no sense to me...

I'd rather get a mouth full of tonsil stones than than spend more than 4 minutes with Tom Ley.

Dead people.

Beats all this soccer bullshit.

Deadspin spam.

How far can you punt a typewriter?

"Pussy can't throw for shit."

Enough with the Michael Sam articles, already!!

"Well, you see, son...people in the media sometimes make a big deal out of everyday shit for money and profit."

"comparable to a 40 hour work week bra."

Anyone who tells you that using pine tar does not affect the trajectory of a pitched baseball is either lying to you or just doesn't know any better.

You should hear his ideas on Competitive Eating.

Eater, A lot of foods

Cheryl Burke made the right choice.

STILL the greatest reaction/attempt of ALL TIME.

"This would be illegal by a strict interpretation of the rules, but if the playing field is level, no one's going to make too much a stink about it."