EAT THE WILPONS.

Clever girl...

Really, what will Dusty Baker be remembered for?

Nature is a whore.

Odd.

"My stabbin' hand."

It's true: there is no leadership on that team.

The bright side: Phil from Monmouth's Hooker Budget just rose by $50!!

In which case, we all win.

Holy Shit!!

I have a dream that Purple Drink will never be served in the clubhouse.

Step 1: Take that silly-ass pillow off of your neck.

Finally, that rotten, selfish whore can move on with her life.

Dead hooker depository.

Has Nate Silver run the projections of his odds to be accosted or molested while working at ESPN?

"Thankfully, the only big move they made this offseason was to bring in Osi Umenyiora to get hurt for 12 games"...

*redacted*

I thought Patrice O'Neil was dead.

That backyard is AMAZING.

Insert Magic Johnson's cock here.