I've seen Kobe take that many steps going coast-to-coast with out a whistle, as well.

I can't stop staring at her neck. It's like she's being choked by an inner tube.

HEADLINE:

"...represented the company well."

Look at this face! Uh...it may be time to get those cheerleaders outta here...

When the NHL needs advice on how to properly deal with a cycle, at least Sidney Crosby is always there to offer his first-hand knowledge.

She probably kept insisting that dinosaurs existed.

"Hockey Central" was hacked for 5 days and nobody noticed?

Huh.

"Marty Mornhinweg has indicated that he'd like to have the quarterback competition decided by training camp."

Agreed. It's a pain in the ass to read comments, but luckily, shit you read three weeks ago is front and center.

"These aren't the droids you're looking for."

"And DON'T MAKE me take dese earrings off!"

Kemp: "Somebody hold my purse while
I beat this guy's ass. "

Dry finger.

What is this, a Dustbuster? Was he threatening you with cleanliness?

Shaun Rogers' watch.

Billy Ripken

"The winner was ... a third-string guard for Shanghai"

"I GUARANTEE I nail that chick at the front desk."