Transcript of This Afternoon's Inevitable Press Conference:

+ A BILLION!!!

So now: the all-time hits leader, the all-time home run leader, the (possible) best pitcher of the modern era, the game’s all-time best hitting catcher, and a player with over 600 home runs and three 60 home run seasons is not in the Hall of Fame.

Oh, Bonnie!! You almost had me, there...if not for the phrases "the double stabbing" and "ditched his bloody suit"...

The best thing the NHL ever did for me was illustrate that I could live without it...that was in '04-'05. I can't believe people still give their money, support, and attention to this sham of a league.

This is EXACTLY why the WNBA invests so little in their training staffs.

*slow clap*

1. Jerry Sandusky

+101

The national DeadSpin readers should know: these videos do not represent life in the majority of Philadelphia, in any way.

Bettman should be forced to take an Al Iafrate slap shot to the nuts every day this bullshit continues.

"I have received assurances from the ownership of the Marlins that they share these beliefs and are fully committed to build a long-term winning team that their fans can be proud of."

Well, her concerns shouldn't be much of a problem: by the look of that pic, she's CLEARLY below a 10. And may have a "weiner."

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+1 Excellent post.

What are the odds a third political party will ever break into the mainstream enough to put forth a candidate that has a legitimate shot to win the White House?

Just tryin' to pay the bills till that steady paycheck comes back...