James spent much of the night showing off his strength by repeatedly driving to the rim against lesser defenders.

Can we please just ignore the guy? He hasn’t been relevant for 10 years.

Can we please just ignore the guy? He hasn’t been relevant for 10 years.

Abbott looks like he could play the president in a Naked Gun movie. He looks like a cruel caricature of an out-of-touch politician.

The Giuliani bit drives me batty. I was a former newspaper journalist in Washington, and I spend quite a lot of time explaining media bias, and how the media is and always has been far too kind to Trump. Why the FUCK are reputable news organizations interviewing Giuliani? He might be more of an attention whore than…

I can’t believe we’ve reached a point where it’s so bad people are saying that a tape of the president with peeing Russian hookers isn’t newsworthy. How I long for the days when tan suits and dijon mustard would dominate the newscycle for weeks.

This creature refers to others as “animals”. He looks like the third guy from the left on the evolution poster.

He is definitely the answer to “Which past or current athlete would you want to knock up your sister?”

Trick question: David Eckstein.

In baseball terms, then, he’s a five-tool idiot.

Butt-head: Numbers suck.

Thanks for giving me an excuse to revisit this.

Uh, no.

As far as I know, this is the first case of a sportswriter not predicting something which had never happened before. Inexcusable.

I was all caught up in the Cinderella story. Now I want the Caps/Lightning winner to sweep them. Sports fans suck.

Having read these letters, all I can say is thank God for that. Sports fans suck.

I dunno, man. Mathematically speaking, they are infinitely better than they were last year.

Are you too young to have suffered through the Bad Boys and Riley’s rugby teams with the Knicks? As painful as a Harden iso is, it’s got nothing on a Shaq iso: bulldoze the defender, dunk, miss your free throws, complain to the refs.

“I fail to see the problem.”

Oh how I wish one of his Suns teams had won a title. It was so fun to watch an actual point guard running this offense.