His zero-sum mentality explains so much, like how he can’t wrap his mind around trade deficits. Just like he couldn’t understand how USFL and NFL could begrudgingly coexist and both leagues would “win”, he’s finding ways to screw over working folks because he has to “win” against our best trading partners.

Trump’s continuous public bashing of his own AG has got to be one of the weirdest aspects of his Presidency. He bitches and moans about it every day as if he didn’t have the power to replace him whenever he wanted.

He’s like that dude who constantly complains about his girlfriend but is too chickenshit to ever break…

The thing the NFL owners don’t seem to get (and maybe the most clear point of Trump’s whole life) is that he views everything as a zero sum game. One person wins and one loses.
Take the USFL as an example, his end goal was to screw nearly every other owner with him taking one of the only wins in gaining an NFL team.…

I’m not even sure how many Eagles fans were there. One of the reporters covering the event asked six people in attendance who the Eagle’s quarterback was in the Superbowl. None of the six knew the answer. I’m guessing once the Eagles were disinvited, all the Eagles fans peaced out as well so they filled the events…

I saw that too!!! OMG.

Dude is so narcissistic that he actually sings, “Stand beside me” instead of “stand beside her”.

My incredibly bad lip reading skills lead me to believe that he actually says “stand beside *me*” rather than “her”. This fucking guy literally makes everything about himself.

I’m sure the marine choir or whatever the fuck it is singing god bless america is as fun for these fans as seeing their team would have been. Lol.

This is like a recovering coke addict talking to a heroin addict. Yeah, we both had a problem, but you were down a much worse path in life.

My youngest kid asks me to slice up lemons and limes so he can eat them like orange wedges. It’s like he wants to grow up to be a Radiohead song.

LOL until Apple does it next year.

And the 22 day absence from public appearances...

He was also responsible for this glorious post after the Eagles won:

She’s so generic-looking that she may feel she needs the ponytail – to distinguish her.

We literally know all the stuff you just said, otherwise you wouldn’t know it.

This is a more forgiving assessment than mine.

the one she did with Jessie J - Bang Bang

Every single time I see his face, all I can think is that he probably smells like stale beer, old cigarettes and Doritos residue.

My mother told me to never judge a book by its cover, but of course this dude sexually assaults women.

This is almost as shocking as last week’s revelation that Roseanne Barr might be a little bit racist.