A 41-point loss is an off night? That’s kind of you.

Lost in all this is the fact that Curry, while perhaps not a great defender, at least tries, which is certainly more than you can say for his counterpart. Curry will make Harden work for his points. Harden is not a poor defender. He chooses to not play defense, which is far, far worse. You can win in the regular…

Yeah, the sports media hive mind has been parroting that narrative all season, and it’s nonsense. They’ve got two superstars, and can shoot a ton of threes! Unlike the Warriors, who have two better superstars and shoot threes better. Because of this nonsense, James Harden was given the MVP before the season even…

“I think it’s funny.”
— my 8 y.o. nephew

Since we’re all in agreement, I would prefer that we move on, and stop reading and writing about Rudy. Save me from my need to read the “Rudy train wreck” post du jour so I can do something productive.

He’s busy trying to send a text message on a pocket calculator.

Remember when “the advent of Western liberal democracy may signal the endpoint of humanity’s sociocultural evolution and the final form of human government”. This book was actually a big deal when I was a cub reporter in Washington in the 1990s. Amazingly, Fukuyama is still getting paid to thinkify.

Lost in this discussion about party lines is the fact that most of the US Senate is ok with torture.

We laugh at the crazy old man, but Brooks is on the House Committee on Science, Space and Technology. He is part of the legislative body which makes decisions on, um, falling rocks.

But... but... if he does that, then he can’t feel superior to the rest of us suckers. What’s the point of watching a movie if you can’t condescend to readers?

I don’t know. The Monkees/Beatles discussion was pretty deep.

Nah, you missed the point. Don’t you see how he’s better than us because he hasn’t been sucked into the hype. He’s not a sucker like me who will laugh at every meta gag. He seems more like a The House That Jack Built kinda guy,.

What you fail to grasp is that this is the kind of post that gives bloggers a bad name. It’s just 87,000 words of venom with a really witty headline. This isn’t a review. It’s a hatchet job that was written when the, um, writer finished watching Deadpool 1. There isn’t any evidence here that he actually saw the movie.…

Throwing up shots early is worse. If you’re throwing up shots in the morning, don’t even bother playing that night.

Everybody knows Wagner guys never succeed in the NBA. IT’S CALLED SCIENCE, MORANS.

Sadly, people will only remember you for saying this after you die.

I know, right? He only hit more than 400 3's in a season once. O-ver-RA-ted.

I saw that video of you in Horton’s.

Turnovers have been Golden State’s Achilles heel all year. I am reluctant to traffic in simple generalities, but if they don’t give the ball away, they win.

You seem to be implying that each game is a separate entity, and that the results of one do not necessarily affect the results of the next... Interesting. You should share this with the media hive mind. Seriously, sportswriters are positively Trumpian in their need to express everything in superlatives. Houston has no…