Trump is going to swagger in, demand that Kim “stop the nucular”, and then it will go downhill. He’s too fucking stupid to realize that simply by engaging Kim as an equal and agreeing to talk with the leader of North Korea, something no western leader has ever done, he has already let Kim win. If they don’t meet, Kim…

Trump is going to swagger in, demand that Kim “stop the nucular”, and then it will go downhill. He’s too fucking stupid to realize that simply by engaging Kim as an equal and agreeing to talk with the leader of North Korea, something no western leader has ever done, he has already let Kim win. If they don’t meet, Kim…

I don’t know. I would really have to train to be as bone dumb and proudly ignorant as Comrade Trumpski. I feel like basic facts, common sense and basic humanity would inevitably slip in. You’d have to pull a Tugg Speedman:

“There were times while I was playing Jack where I felt...retarded. Like, really retarded.”

She looks almost as happy as when she was talking to Obama.

Be nice. She is fantastic as Aunt Lydia in The Handmaid’s Tale.

Pence has an agenda. He would be arguably worse than Trump, because he would work with the GOP Congress and not order them around like illegal immigrant domestic staff.

Sheesh, this sounds so plausible I am convinced you have traveled here from the future. Don’t leave us hanging: When does the next Game of Thrones book come out? I’d like to read it before the Rapture comes.

This is so sad. I’m just happy Wilbur Ross didn’t live to see this happen.

Or when you can have an “opinion” about something which is demonstrably true or false. In 2018, it’s all about feelings, as in “It just feels like the country isn’t as safe as it used to be”. I, for one, feel really strongly that Boise is the capital of the United States, and if you disagree, you are trampling my…

I think he died 10 years ago and no one bothered to inform him.

So did he. They found him staring at the microwave while waiting for the newest episode of The Andy Griffith Show to come on.

Just yesterday I was reading somewhere that the Rockets were done and the series was effectively over... I forget which site. It’s almost as if each game is a separate entity not necessarily influenced by the games before. Fascinating. The Warriors are still going to win, but of course they weren’t going to sweep.

As a former computer programmer, this sounds like a classic case of someone rigging the system to make himself indispensable. I know it sounds like science fiction, but there are automated devices which keep track of the time. I know, I know — crazy. We’ve got handheld phones, too! If Kinja actually worked, it would…

I’m like you, except I’ve been pulled out of line twice and taken into a back room. Once I was coming from Cambodia, and they went through every piece of clothing, every piece of paper, all of my toiletries, everything. Why? Because I was coming from Southeast Asia, they needed to make sure I didn’t have any child…

No, you don’t surrender civil rights when you enter a building.

In general I agree with your point, but the TSA provides the illusion of security, not actual security. The inability of TSA to do their jobs is simply unbelievable. I’m an American living overseas, and every time I return home I am personally mortified that, for many of my fellow passengers, their first impression of…

Just about every day, at some point I say “I can’t believe the conversations we’re having”.

She couldn’t pay for one of the many quality daycare centers in Gaza because she used her food stamps on lobster and crack cocaine.

A little too late to make it into Deadpoo(l) 2.