Nah, you missed the point. Don’t you see how he’s better than us because he hasn’t been sucked into the hype. He’s not a sucker like me who will laugh at every meta gag. He seems more like a The House That Jack Built kinda guy,.

What you fail to grasp is that this is the kind of post that gives bloggers a bad name. It’s just 87,000 words of venom with a really witty headline. This isn’t a review. It’s a hatchet job that was written when the, um, writer finished watching Deadpool 1. There isn’t any evidence here that he actually saw the movie.…

Throwing up shots early is worse. If you’re throwing up shots in the morning, don’t even bother playing that night.

Everybody knows Wagner guys never succeed in the NBA. IT’S CALLED SCIENCE, MORANS.

Sadly, people will only remember you for saying this after you die.

I know, right? He only hit more than 400 3's in a season once. O-ver-RA-ted.

I saw that video of you in Horton’s.

Turnovers have been Golden State’s Achilles heel all year. I am reluctant to traffic in simple generalities, but if they don’t give the ball away, they win.

You seem to be implying that each game is a separate entity, and that the results of one do not necessarily affect the results of the next... Interesting. You should share this with the media hive mind. Seriously, sportswriters are positively Trumpian in their need to express everything in superlatives. Houston has no…

Trump is going to swagger in, demand that Kim “stop the nucular”, and then it will go downhill. He’s too fucking stupid to realize that simply by engaging Kim as an equal and agreeing to talk with the leader of North Korea, something no western leader has ever done, he has already let Kim win. If they don’t meet, Kim…

Trump is going to swagger in, demand that Kim “stop the nucular”, and then it will go downhill. He’s too fucking stupid to realize that simply by engaging Kim as an equal and agreeing to talk with the leader of North Korea, something no western leader has ever done, he has already let Kim win. If they don’t meet, Kim…

I don’t know. I would really have to train to be as bone dumb and proudly ignorant as Comrade Trumpski. I feel like basic facts, common sense and basic humanity would inevitably slip in. You’d have to pull a Tugg Speedman:

“There were times while I was playing Jack where I felt...retarded. Like, really retarded.”

She looks almost as happy as when she was talking to Obama.

Be nice. She is fantastic as Aunt Lydia in The Handmaid’s Tale.

Pence has an agenda. He would be arguably worse than Trump, because he would work with the GOP Congress and not order them around like illegal immigrant domestic staff.

Sheesh, this sounds so plausible I am convinced you have traveled here from the future. Don’t leave us hanging: When does the next Game of Thrones book come out? I’d like to read it before the Rapture comes.

This is so sad. I’m just happy Wilbur Ross didn’t live to see this happen.

Or when you can have an “opinion” about something which is demonstrably true or false. In 2018, it’s all about feelings, as in “It just feels like the country isn’t as safe as it used to be”. I, for one, feel really strongly that Boise is the capital of the United States, and if you disagree, you are trampling my…

I think he died 10 years ago and no one bothered to inform him.