So did he. They found him staring at the microwave while waiting for the newest episode of The Andy Griffith Show to come on.

Just yesterday I was reading somewhere that the Rockets were done and the series was effectively over... I forget which site. It’s almost as if each game is a separate entity not necessarily influenced by the games before. Fascinating. The Warriors are still going to win, but of course they weren’t going to sweep.

As a former computer programmer, this sounds like a classic case of someone rigging the system to make himself indispensable. I know it sounds like science fiction, but there are automated devices which keep track of the time. I know, I know — crazy. We’ve got handheld phones, too! If Kinja actually worked, it would…

He’s all about the “the cyber”. Not so much “the nuclear”.

He just realized he is no longer useful to his corporate overseers, and will find ICE waiting for him at home.

I’m like you, except I’ve been pulled out of line twice and taken into a back room. Once I was coming from Cambodia, and they went through every piece of clothing, every piece of paper, all of my toiletries, everything. Why? Because I was coming from Southeast Asia, they needed to make sure I didn’t have any child…

No, you don’t surrender civil rights when you enter a building.

In general I agree with your point, but the TSA provides the illusion of security, not actual security. The inability of TSA to do their jobs is simply unbelievable. I’m an American living overseas, and every time I return home I am personally mortified that, for many of my fellow passengers, their first impression of…

Just about every day, at some point I say “I can’t believe the conversations we’re having”.

She couldn’t pay for one of the many quality daycare centers in Gaza because she used her food stamps on lobster and crack cocaine.

A little too late to make it into Deadpoo(l) 2.

A little too late to make it into Deadpoo(l) 2.

It’s pretty simple. The Celtics have Brad Stevens. The Cavs have an ambulatory suit. Seriously, what does Lue actually do? It would appear that Stevens is willing to let James and Love get their numbers and dare Lue to find a way to win with the other guys. As I’ve said in other comments, what Stevens is doing is not…

It’s pretty simple. The Celtics have Brad Stevens. The Cavs have an ambulatory suit. Seriously, what does Lue actually do? It would appear that Stevens is willing to let James and Love get their numbers and dare Lue to find a way to win with the other guys. As I’ve said in other comments, what Stevens is doing is not…

No way LeBron goes to LA and has to hear about all the crazy shit Lavar says about him every day.

Please tell me this is a poor attempt at humor. Because it would be really sad if we’re still trotting out the “James as villain” meme.

Stevens sucks. Not one of his colleagues voted for him as coach of the year. And if he’s not good enough to impress the coaches of the Magic, Kings, Nets, Suns, etc., then he can’t be any good.

(Seriously, that was just sour grapes. “You lose half your roster and you’re still in the conference championship? I’ll show…

I would give this a star for the gif, except I consider Love’s 22/15 to be pretty good.

It says that we should all bow down before Brad Stevens. There’s something supernatural going on here.

I think because he’s friends with LeBron? Also, he goes out in public without a shirt on, which is totally normal for a grown man who is a multimillionaire.