This is a website that thinks bat flipping should be an Olympic sport. 85 percent of the stories here are about video games, and 50 percent are about professional wrestling. You want hockey? Go to a sports website.

It is known.

I have fun dropping fake spoilers.
Why would Thanos kill Captain America after telling him they’re actually brothers? Oh man, you haven’t seen it yet. Geez, I’m so sorry.

That is in no way unusual.

Can we move this discussion along so we can discuss why he doesn’t wear his cap properly? Why is the flat brim “a thing” with major leaguers?

I grew up in Carroll Country, Maryland, or, in local parlance, Curl Counny, Merlin. I knew kids who drove farm tractors to school. The Klan was still active when I was a kid, and I’m willing to bet they’re back in business! Back then there was no actual crime, so the cops got their kicks giving out bogus speeding…

I’ve been arguing a similar point all along, that Kim has already “won” (in Trump-ese) merely for getting a US president to agree to talks. NK has been trying to get any western power to sit at the table with them since the 1950s. Trump is the only one stupid enough to take the bait. That is, the US is engaging NK as…

And he’s got John Bolton storming into his office every 15 minutes yelling LAUNCH THE FUCKING NUKES ALREADY.

Imagine getting off your transatlantic flight, queuing up at customs, and seeing a piece of printer paper with WE R CLOSED UNTIL FARTHER NOATICE written in red magic marker.

Look at that expression and remember this is someone who literally ate dog shit.

Be Bestly

I know 38 minutes is not a lot by LeBron standards, but did he need to be on the court for so long in a bloodbath when the other team wasn’t even trying? I understand this qualifies as a night off for him, but you think his “coach” would want to steal as many minutes of rest as possible.

No, the next presidential election is in 2020.

I wish he’d stuck to his day job. He is slightly funnier than nuclear war and Ebola.

I’m not a Vegas guy. What’s the over/under on when Donald Glover will own Hollywood?

This reminded me of Son of Saul, which is a straight-up cinematic masterpiece. It’s a film in which the camera is always tightly focused on the main character, while in the background the Holocaust is going on. You’re torn between watching the protagonist’s struggles, but at the same time you know you should be…

“We’ve got to do damage control. Who do we use to get out in front of this... I KNOW! Let’s send the senile uncle who shows up two hours late and drunk to Thanksgiving, spends dinner staring at his niece’s tits and then storms out in a rage because he can’t figure out how to turn on the TV using the remote?”

I don’t want to get too technical, but I believe it’s because he’s a hateful, demented geezer.

He’s so precise and every punch comes with bad intentions.

You are aware that they lost on a last-second circus shot by the greatest player of all time, correct?