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I profoundly do not get the fuss over the Jenner girls. I find them both grotesque. They both look like starlets who have been in show business for too long and have spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on plastic surgery in an unsuccessful attempt to reclaim their youth... and yet they are in their 20s.

I think you buried the lede:

I had the same thought, and it reminded me of Alfred Hitchcock, of all people. I studied Hitchcock when I was in college, and I remember him saying, probably in the famous interview with Truffaut, that he found making movies boring. By the time they started shooting, he already knew what it the film was going to look…

Draymond will stop by shortly to kick you in the nuts.

I’m too lazy to do the math. How are we measuring years so that he can be “exactly” 36.5 years old? This is not a leap year, so it has 365 days.

I hate when sportswriters use technical mumbo jumbo... To borrow a line from Dewey Cox’s father: Speak English! We ain’t doctors!

I was sure a 4'9" gunner with a big mouth and a bad hip and is incapable of playing defense would put Cleveland over the top.

Yeah, he’s the little dog who barks too much. He might be a perfectly fine little dog, but ain’t no Rottweiler.

They’re 26-25. Why bother finishing the season? Just give them the trophy now.

I’m shocked. I was sure that the dessicated corpses of Wade and Rose and a 4'9" gunner with a bad hip who can’t play defense would put them over the top.

I want to eat fast food every day and die of heart disease at age 35 like a TRUE MURCAN, and I ain’t about to let some uppity negro tell me otherwise.

Capitalism is the production, sale and trade of goods. The US is not capitalist. Somehow the financial industry changed the narrative so that we now view banks as the barometer of the economy, which in fact it should be industry.

Do it. I’ve been overseas since 2008. No plans to go back.

We’re saving those poor brown people who talk funny the hassle of navigating the health care system... or something.

“Yes, keep building aircraft carriers and fighter jets. Meanwhile, I’ll be on my computer...”
—Uncle Vlad

I needed spinal surgery while working in Saudi Arabia. The procedure was free. I took a month off from work, paid. I was entitled to 30 days at full pay and an additional 90 at 75 percent day. Those are working days, not calendar days. My mother had virtually the same operation in the US. (My condition is genetic, so…

Please please please puh-LEEZE elaborate on this. It certainly appears that you’re saying that countries that can reasonably claim to be “greater” than the US are only that way because of the US. What precisely did the US do to make Norway rank higher than the US in, well, everything?

Why should I have to pay? It’s not my fault you chose to get sick or injured.

“You can now pay for life-saving procedures and medicines with the extra $1.50 you are bringing home every week.”