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I dunno. We’ve seen him do the laconic Texan thing, the alarmingly thin laconic Texan thing, the whole gamut of laconic Texans, really. I’d like to see him challenge himself as a wet, freezing laconic Texan. (H/T Drew Magary)

“Mom, Dad? I need your help. I don’t feel like people hate me enough. Already people have forgotten what a lowlife I am. Can we lawyer up and get my name back in the news? I miss the picketers outside the house. Now I’m a nobody!”

I think it’s unethical to take footage from the Republican National Convention and pass it off as sports highlights.

The fans on this thread are far too reasonable. Jump to the next comment for the good stuff.

She turned me into a newt.

Yeah, it’s sad that he was making a case to be a starter wherever he lands next, but ended up getting injured for a team that doesn’t want him and has no chance at the playoffs.

OU has the number one offense in the country and the presumptive Heisman winner. They’ll be ok.

Get off my tarmac.

I hope to see history made: Two SEC teams losing in the playoff semi-finals.

And got absolutely pulverized by Clemson. Give me the chance at another potential all-time classic over the potential for another beatdown.

I went to Florida and Maryland, so I’ve got no dog in the hunt. I could rather do without both Alabama and OSU. However, Alabama and Clemson played two classic games, while OSU got sandblasted by Clemson. The total score of the last two national championship games is 76-75! Given the choice, I’ll take the potential…

No. Ohio State had a case, and so did USC, but if there were eight teams, we’d be arguing about #7 and #8. As the March Madness shows us every year, it doesn’t matter how many teams you allow. There will always be teams who feel they’re snubbed.

Funny. Aside from the media hive mind and Lakers fans, this is what everyone expected from an unproven coach with a D-league roster fronted by a professional basketball player who can’t shoot.

I grew up in a small town where there were no stoplights. The cops had nothing better to do than fuck with teenagers. I got pulled over driving through a well known speed trap when I was 16. The cop said he clocked me doing 70, twice my actual speed, which was an outrageous baldfaced lie. He didn’t have a radar gun...…

I used to ride my bike to work in Baltimore. I had to ride through the Inner Harbor, which is both the business center and the primary tourist area. I lived in a “nice” neighborhood where a good friend was beaten to death on his front step in a random attack two blocks from my house.

Cops were thick as thieves (heh)…

Pedantry? In an internet comments section? Never!

This one will make your hair curl. My favorite brewery, by far.

“He wasn’t half bad.”
“Basically played like Nathan Peterman.”

I’m sorry to differ with you sir, but McCown is the quarterback. He has always been the quarterback.