Because they win. Except for that embarrassing blowout loss to mediocre Iowa. And getting sandblasted by Clemson in the Playoff last year. Wait, where was I going with this...

Welcome to our planet. I can see you’re still settling in.

We are witnessing the devolution of man. I’m not joking.

Aaaaannnndddd there it is. I can’t believe I had to dig this far to find someone to blame Clinton.

As an American, you can tell these people that if they don’t want to be slaves they should stop being poor and black. I don’t mean to make light of a horrific situation. The point is most Americans couldn’t give a shit less about the plight of poor, brown foreigners. (See: Yemen, Myanmar, etc. etc. ad nauseum) Hell, I…

The point is that you can quite literally do anything as long as you support the Party. Loyalty to Party is all that matters. Orwell wrote a book about it. We are now living in that book.

The punishment isn’t severe enough.

Came here to find out what a Big Sean is. Still don’t know. Moving on...

You’re preaching to the choir. I live in Cambodia, where the supreme court officially dissolved the ruling party and banned its members from political office at the “request” of the strongman prime minister. Kind of a big deal, no, country officially changing from a democracy to a dictatorship? (Before that, it WAS a…

“Potatoe” never gets old.

My first reaction was to wonder why it wasn’t a bigger story that Barrett was abducted by aliens from a 70s TV show.

Pay the teachers. Then we can talk about paying the students.

Yep, this calls to mind RGIII gruesome rubber knee game with the Redskins. Meyer was trying to squeeze a few more games out of Barrett.

The media hive mind is already doing all sorts of mental gymnastics trying to figure out how to get OSU into the Playoff again. Because it was SO much fun watching them get sandblasted…

Whoa, whoa, whoa. There’s no reason to be uncivil here. Kindly take your anti-lobsterist comments elsewhere.

If you are not insulting the president, you are part of the problem. Feel free to peddle your ignorant sanctimony on trumpthebitch.com or whatever moral sewer you usually wallow in. The time for being reasonable passed about a year ago.

I think there is a misunderstanding. What he said, in Greek, is “L-shaped copper pipe”, which, given the context, makes perfect sense. 

Change “nation” to league and this seems oddly appropriate.

Hmm. I must say I’m pleasantly surprised. I assumed they would protest because he’s a terrible coach.

I’m shocked, SHOCKED, I say, to learn that Peter King is out of touch.

As I’ve pointed out on other threads, in rugby and Aussie Rules hits above the shoulder are forbidden. Period. I played Aussie Rules. If you hit a guy’s head you will be shamed by your own teammates. They understand it’s a chickenshit thing to do. If this is part of the pussification of football, by all means tell a…