Of course he’s in business with the Russkies. THAT’S WHY HE GOT THE JOB. I think it’s safe to assume that every member of the administration and large swathes of the GOP on Capitol Hill are in bed with Putin. As I’ve said before, Rohrabacher and Nunes are so flamboyantly compromised they should be walking around with…

I hope he has health insurance!

I work in Cambodia where much of what you are wearing is made. The women make $120 per month and are taken to and from work in actual cattle cars. Every month there are news reports of mass faintings from poor ventilation or contaminated air. The authoritarian government controls most of the media here so you can be…

Yep, like all those men who are STILL in Gitmo even though they haven’t been charged with a crime. Yet... Any day now we’ll unfurl their nefarious plots with the help of a few buckets of water and some battery cables.

I didn’t realize Deadspin was a popular hangout for legal experts. I have no legal expertise, but I will say the cop is a pathetic coward.

If that’s the best he can do in that situation, he shouldn’t be a cop. But the mean little drunk girl slapped me! What was I supposed to do?

See: Every installment of WYTS.

Of course you’ll never get it. You’re not an ignorant racist redneck.

Can we finally jettison this idea that Kelly is the grown up in the White House responsible for keeping Donny Two Scoops in line? He knew what he was signing up for, to quote Trump. Fuck Kelly. He’s part of the problem. In fairness, if you’re going to emulate a slaveholding traitor, I suppose you could do worse than…

‘Member when South Carolina wanted to leave, and we said no? We should have emancipated the slaves and then sent them on their way.

I was going through physical therapy after a back surgery and decided to impress the personal trainer with my manly man roar. After I finished the set, he said, “What’s with all the noise?” He explained that screaming uses energy that the body could use for actual sports stuff. Screaming occasionally — after a a goal…

No. You will have one spoonful of curry, one spoonful of chicken masala, one piece of naan, and you will ENJOY it.

They should definitely have a flag for diva WRs who do the “throw the flag” arm-flipping routine. I once saw Terrell Owens do it while the ball was still in the air. Didn’t even bother trying catch it. Any rule that cuts down on WR tantrums is ok in my book.

I’m not going to do that but thanks ever so much for the recommendation.

I’m so confused. I totally thought that bringing in the dessicated corpses of Rose and Wade would put them over the top.

I hate idiot Deadspin commenters, so I wouldn’t feel upset if one of them got mauled by a pack of wild dogs. (I’m trying to say I love your comment and agree completely.)

I played Aussie Rules. There, as in rugby, shots above the shoulders are forbidden. Period. If you do deliver a head shot even accidentally, you will be shamed by your own teammates, because it’s a dirty, chickenshit thing to do. Professional athletes are capable of controlling their bodies. (Hint: That’s why they…

We can’t possibly expect professional athletes who practice these situations every day from when they were five years old to be able to control their bodies.

This is a chickenshit move and Alonso should be suspended for the rest of the season. He was CLEARLY trying to take Flacco’s head off, and for the record, I hate…

But... but... Just Say No worked like gangbusters the last time! ‘Member when that old lady went on television and told all the kids to stop doing drugs, and they all did? That was great... ‘Member the Death Star? ‘Member when there weren’t any Mexicans?

Steven Miller resigned?