It would certainly raise the level of political discourse.

I’ll bite: What would help? The supposedly LIBRUL RAGS are still, fucking still trying to write these Clampetts according to established journalistic norms. What we are witnessing is unprecedented and previously unimaginable in the US. As you note, the bipedal mammals who support Donny Two Scoops are never going to…

Eat your applesauce, already.

Love the reference. Now I picture her at the dinner table, forking applesauce into her mouth, pulling up her eyepatch, looking at Melania and saying, “Not mother?”

In this way, she is much like her dad. He couldn’t be prouder.

Yeah, it’s totally irrelevant if the most trusted adviser to the most powerful man on Earth can communicate.

They’re giving him the Love Treatment. As in, “Hey Kevin, you’re a deadly shooter, a great passer and one of the best rebounders in the league. Now go stand off to the side and try not to get in the way.”

I can’t wait until they “pull a Disney” halfway through production and have Nancy Meyers take over as director.

I’m willing to assign some of the blame to the guy driving at nearly twice the posted speed limit. And by “some” I mean “all”.

Right. I’m glad we agree that equating stupid pranks with physical and sexual abuse is wildly irresponsible.

Right. So we agree that equating stupid pranks with physical and sexual abuse is wildly irresponsible.

He wasn’t getting “in character”. He’s a method actor, which means he stays in character even when not on camera. Daniel Day Lewis does the same thing, and Jim Carrey famously was Andy Kaufman during the entire shooting of Man on the Moon. I’m not saying I agree with what he did, but in his mind it was his character…

For the infinieth time, allow me to point out the Bible says nothing about abortion.

I think we all do this kind of thing to some degree.

Sorry, but no. Some of those don’t think, “Wouldn’t it be great if we could get rid of the Worst President Ever and bring back the previous title holder?”

Donny Two Scoops would like you to know that some of those torturers were fine people.  

He took the biggest government surplus in history and turned it into the biggest deficit in history. That’s not easy to do! That takes some creative evil.

This is false nostalgia. Before Trump, Bush was the the worst president in US history and he was so far ahead it wasn’t even worth debating who was #2. Now there’s a nearly infinite gulf between him and the new #1, but that gulf between him and the rest of the field is still there.

“It’s not just Trump voters. We’re idiots, too!”

I am not aware of any abuse allegations against Jared Leto.

Agreed, but the gunfucker interpretation of the 2A is not archaic. It’s a willful misreading which has only become accepted in my lifetime. 2A was absolutely, positively not intended to ensure the rights of private citizens to own guns.