When historians pick through the wreckage of what was America, they will view Sandy Hook as the point of no return. That’s when the end became inevitable. That’s when the barn door closed. Putin locked it shut abd Trump is busy burning down the barn.

I can only conclude from this take that you hate America and want the terrorists to win.

I’ll see you and raise you. The United States as a geopolitical entity will continue to exist, but the idea of America is dead. Pandora’s Box has been opened. We have Pruitt environmental devastation for flamboyantly corrupt reasons, Jefferson Beauregard Sessions rolling back 150 years of civil and human rights, Betsy…

Yeah, I’m worried about this analogy because the knuckledraggers will latch onto any excuse to keep this in the news. Benghazi was investigated 3,789 times, and yet the NEVER KILLARY crowd still insists she was murdering Libyans with her bare hands.

Yes, but he hasn’t worn a tan suit yet, so...

It’s dead. It will continue to exist as a geopolitical entity, but America: The Idea is gone. There’s no coming back from this. The election opened Pandora’s Box.

This is awesome. Next I hope they’ll roll back the cumbersome regulations which prohibit packs of wild dogs from mauling the Secretary of Education. You say there are no such regulations? Well, then...

You couldn’t win with the D league talent we gave you. Clearly you are the problem.

Especially from the people who don’t get it. Imagine the comments on today’s Penn State post!

No, because Donald Trump, billionaire businessman and master deal maker does not understand how banks work.

You’ll need to quit your day job and buy a better laptop.

The chairman of the Appropriations Committee wants to run for re-election even though he has been on Capitol Hill since Nixon (!!) was in office and can’t remember where the Senate chamber is.

When I was a journalism student, we were taught that one test for a story is whether it has the “ring of truth”. Which is more likely, that the family of a fallen soldier would conspire to make Donny Two Scoops look bad, or that Trump would say something wildly inappropriate and lie about it? So much to consider...

This is ridiculous. It’s not like a woman can go into a doctor’s office and pay to look like Melania! “Melania Trump is the most beautiful woman,” says a woman who’s never seen another woman. 

The official word from the White House is that sending a check is a complicated process that takes a considerable amount of time. I picture the Trumpanzees nodding their heads and thinking “It takes me a few hours to figure out which side of the stamp to lick.”

The official word from the White House is that sending a check is a complicated process that takes a considerable amount of time. I picture the Trumpanzees nodding their heads and thinking “It takes me a few hours to figure out which side of the stamp to lick.”

Lost in all the typical “Trump said, media said, Trump said Trump didn’t say” nonsense is the fact that it’s just plain WEIRD that a president would offer money to the family of a fallen soldier. This is the sort of thing that would dog a normal politician for months or even years, but here it’s barely even part of…

“He knew what he signed up for.”
— journalists, speaking of Donald Trump

We need to stop making excuses for Kelly. He knew what he was signing up for. He’s officially part of the problem. There are no good Nazis. There are no good Trumpanzees.

He went to Scotland to protest the construction of a wind farm off the coast off one of his (failing!) golf courses. After he rattled off all the horrible shit that would happen — dogs and cats living together, etc. — a man said he would like to see the evidence. Trump actually got angry and said “I am the evidence!”…