Upon re-listening, it’s a LITTLE low energy, but it sells that voice being Mario WAY more than the “What IS this place?” that we got in the initial teaser.

...

... I’mma be real.

Well, yeah, you’re not wrong, but at the same time, everything I hear about Riverdale is that it’s a nightmare hellscape of epic proportions, so balancing that against systemic oppression might make it a wash? I dunno. Riverdale fans, chime in. I’m out of my element here.

I have half a pack of gum next to my WFH desk, but I rarely use it. With person to person interaction reduced, I don’t find the need to freshen my breath as much. The gum is fast, but I’m home - I can just walk fifteen feet and brush. Plus, the only people who’d worry about it is my wife and my cat. It’s just not…

Okay! Card Kingdom, and now TCGPlayer! Let’s keep ‘em coming!

... have they given a reason why they’d want to go back to their wackadoo future adventures? Seems like it’d be a push at worst...

Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya, Matsuda. You won’t be missed.

I want a “I am Worf, son of Mogh. House of Martok. Son of Sergei. House of Rozhenko. Bane to the Duras family. Slayer of Gowron. I have made some camomile tea. Do you take sugar?” shirt first. That has immediately burned itself into my brain for all time.

This whole thing is like if Doctor Doom had the moral high ground over The Spot for usurping his Latverian throne...

Oh, my memory works on reminders only. Ask me to recount the plot of any season 7 plot and I’ll stumble (“uh... Worf goes to alternate realities?”), but REMIND me of a season 7 plot (“Oh shit, Freeman’s wearing a mask like Masaka!Data in that episode Masks! Lord that was weird!”) and it’ll all come rushing back...

All of them lasted longer than Jason Vigo.

Exactly. I barely need them to even have a plan. I just want them to not contradict their own canon every other episode because everyone is doing their own thing, you know?

Exactly. Not only that, you have to access it on your old purple-and-clear iMac computer that you still have in storage... it’s secure because it’s so out of date no one uses it as a vector of access any longer!

We need a remaster of the old games too. No reason why they can't get a revenue generating coat of paint...

My money’s on a reworked version of Shiklah. Maybe she manifests as a pre-Department H ex that just happens to be a succubus?

You know what I like most about Fatburger over In-N-Out?

If Santa read my Christmas list, it will be followed up with him Red Hulk-ing out and punching him off the plane (or some bad guy). 

In fairness, there’s precedent:

... that Kid!Barry looked shockingly like Ezra Miller. Wow.