This might be the key to me not worrying about this show sucking. Dude is a fan, but he’s not slavishly devoted to making everyone (and thus, likely no one) happy, and he at least knows the aesthetic aspect of the show from what I’ve seen of the trailer.

They had better get a Daniel Craig cameo in there, if nothing else. YouTubers, internet celebrities? Sure. DANIEL CRAIG. That’s gotta happen.

Oh, racism abounds in Mass Effect, Ashley included. But she’s easily not the only one. Not that she should be forgiven for it; she’s just not unique in her sins.

Ooh! Seems like fun! I’ll have to- *reads Liman’s statement*

Gary Graham is a great “hey it’s that guy!” actor. Shame to have lost him...

It really feels like Tesla thought “hey, let’s design a car from absolute scratch” without realizing “from scratch” shouldn’t mean “ignoring all the common sense lessons that make operating a car viable”....

Headcanon: this is elaborate Peanuts fanfiction. (This is a positive.)

Reminder to all the folks raging in the comments - you are ensuring another Amouranth article by engaging with the content. Ignoring it is your only weapon in this fight.

Yeah, watching that short probably helped PR2017's medicine go down, for sure. I don’t like it at all. When someone says “takes the subject matter too seriously”, THIS SHORT is what I think of.

A good chunk of them think that, maybe, but easily not all of them. You would think that by now, enough of them would be like “hey, this is bullshit” and make the Actual Left Party or something and very carefully keep the word “socialism” out of their vocabulary until potential voters realize that things that are good…

Yeah, about that...

I am straight and married, but putting tomatoes at #59 where they belong makes me want to marry you, Matt. I feel so seen...

Thank you for summing up the whole of my feelings on the matter in a single GIF.

This just reads like Todd in The Shadows’ “Potential Candidates for Trainwreckords Videos” list. Heck, a handful of them are ones he’s already done!

but infinite money thooooooooooo

I... reject the entire premise? Nothing about this makes sense from a humane standpoint? Like, if somehow I am forced (cuz I am NOT being separated from my spouse willingly) to leave my spouse to go to space, and you’re worried about her being lonely or something, like... she still has family? Presumably you’re doing…

... game stores... remember... it took Magic: The Gathering YEARS to make people think that their packs were worth that much... it’s an ounce of cardboard and ink with no meta to justify high prices! Start low! Undercut the big guy! Get people excited! Even packs at $7 a pop would be justified! And also? YOU HAVE MSRP…

Question: how is “had to be crushed by an entire moon to be killed” not one of the most amazing and badass ways for a character to die? It. Took. A. Whole. Moon. o_o

Now, I haven’t been watching Riverdale, but I’ve been FOLLOWING Riverdale, and in all the wild moments, the first one that always comes to mind is the fact that Miss Grundy (you know, the one who was shtupping her student Archie) wasn’t actually Miss Grundy, and had actually stolen the identity of the ACTUAL,…