Oh, sweetie, darling, dear heart... this is the last thing I’m ever gonna say to you.

... yep.

Believe me, I agree! But do you REALLY think someone who wants to make a dark and gritty reboot to a beloved children’s tale can see that value? It’s possible, but... I’m not betting on it.

Oh, that shows how out of date they are. If their major marketing push was largely to FACEBOOK? That’s like trying to sell Metamucil on TikTok...

Dude, you know it’s going to be some edgelord-y hellbeast... they can’t NOT go that route...

... I think I made the hater mad, guys. :P

My initial response to this news: ... wait, that came out????

Yeah, that moment was fire. A lot of Fresh Prince’s most enjoyable moments were the fourth wall breaks. Good stuff.

Ah! Prime example of a hater! Snarky replies, a bit of positivity sprinkled in to try to offset the bad attitude, an aversion to knowing how casting in Hollywood works (cuz if actual bad actors, and not just people whose acting you don’t like, could slip the net, every pretty face with zero talent could make it)...…

Glad she stuck around with us as long as she did. Later, Mrs. Potts. You were wonderful.

Five bucks and a pizza says that Reynolds spins the Deadpool 3 title to be really huge, and... it’s just Deadpool 3. And then we all eat it up anyway.

Yeah, they’d all be able to do the job, despite what any haters would say...

If this doesn’t revive Monster Factory, nothing can.

Indeed. The problem is that it’s not that interesting right now, for good or ill, which is arguably worse than being bad (cuz at least that elicits an emotional response). They needed to make some bolder directing choices for the actors, and they don’t seem to have done it. It could be worse, but it’s not great...

Amen. Sometimes you’re gonna only get to first. You don’t round the bases every time you step up to the plate, and that’s okay.

I’m not saying we don’t! :D

Eh. It’s comics. Anyone who’s an expert in anything is an expert in everything. You’re a scientist? You know All The Science. You’re a lawyer? You’ve passed every bar and are even trained in maritime law. I bet short order cooks in that universe could work at Taco Bell, McDonalds, and Jollibee without needing training…

I agree, but at least, at LEAST they realized NFTs are nothing and they can control the environment better this way and not immediately invite the jerkwads. This is still awful, but at least it’s BETTER. Low bar, I know, but it’s cleared.

Matalas.

Non-gritty Daredevil gets to have a new show and (SPOILERS I’M NOT GOING TO EVEN HINT AT FOR TODAY’S EPISODE, BUT TRUST ME, IT’S A GOOD THING). I’m sure he’ll be fine.