... but for real, though, who’s playing Leapfrog (Frog-Man? They say Frog-Man in the article, but Leapfrog in the promo vid)? I feel like we’re being set up to be surprised by a name actor. Plus, checked IMDb - he’s not listed. What’s going on?

I would only fear that Santa if I was naughty.

Funny you should mention that:

In fairness, Spawn IS still a cool concept to this day. I mean, break it down - a black ops soldier is betrayed and goes to hell, and sells his soul to a demon just so he can see his wife again (and get revenge)? Mix that with his incredibly distinct aesthetic and you’ve got a heck of a compelling character to work…

I’ll stop blaming capitalism once everything stops being their fault, thanks. 😜

Thank you for using a header image with Eugene’s default expression throughout the video - barely contained rage. (As I understand it, he’s great friends with Ariel, so that gaze is even more justified than is needed.)

No. I can tell you this much - shit. has gotten. worse.

Why are people getting so worked up over nothi-

I am considering this episode to be a companion to Wej Duj, if kinda backwards. That episode gave us “what if Boimler was a Klingon” and “what if Mariner was a Vulcan” and now this episode has given us “what if Worf was an Orion”. Glorious.

... y’know what? Ellie and Atreus should swap notes. Might be illuminating for both of them.

I’m as pro sex worker rights as a person can be, but MAN do I vibe with the pimp aesthetic... divorce that shit from exploiting vulnerable and underprivileged persons and I’m good to go!

Hey, it’s not a matter of can, it’s a matter of desire. You don’t make a movie like Logan unless you super want to be done with the role. Dude already tried to retire from the role, and I don’t blame him. I just think he’s retiring from the role AGAIN, is all. A mix of charm and a truck full of money can usually sway…

Ugh. I just recently got into The Try Guys, so this sucks to hear. I wasn’t looking for any drama, so I didn’t see any. Ned’s not there? No biggie. The guys take breaks from the show all the time. They’re cutting things down to one video a week? That’s fine. Slow things down for your mental health; that’s a good…

One last time, eh?

I wonder if he was playing MK8 during this interview...

JESUS I wish that “being in SF/F” wasn’t a reason for Black folks to get a crash course in how intensely shitty direct racism can be...

... *sigh* Pretty sure we agree, then. I think we can both agree this is a molehill. Let’s not make it a mountain. We both have better uses of our time.

“But I guess you can go ahead and wear a fat suit and do what you got to do and get your Oscar. We’ll just sit here, waiting.”

You are exactly right, and I was just coming back to add a “well jeez I misremembered” message. Oh well... broad strokes indeed...

Yes, but you’re implying that WotC decreed from on high that LRR HAD to drop their Unfinity video today to coincide with the Gizmodo preview when it makes far more sense that... y’know... someone in charge of scheduling thought it might be a nice bit of synergy to, again, have Gizmodo drop this article on the day that…