Not to mention, Mel and Sue would apparently start cursing if a baker was crying so that the footage of the baker sobbing could not be used. That’s some A+ hosting, right there.

Paullywood is Anthony Bourdain’s smugness coupled with Guy Fieri’s charm. I hope he goes to a purgatory where all his ice creams are left on the counter.

Worst QVC segment ever.

Of all the things that I hate about LaVar, nothing bothers me as much as the weird thing he does with his hands as he walks.

The Warriors definitely, the Patriots probably. But if the Patriots hadn’t pulled off that insane comeback it wouldn’t change the fact that they either are or are not the best team in the NFL heading into the 2017 season, which is kind of my point. You can’t claim that a team is unquestionably the best based on one…

Is Portugal the best team in Europe?

Alexei Smertin then said, “If there’s a Black History Month, how come we can’t have a White History Month? If you ask me, that’s what is racist.”

They also guaranteed there would be no gay people.

Obviously they won’t go. No one in the NBA supports a travel ban.

The funniest line in this post was “Additional reporting by Tom Ley.”

I for one will be disappointed if Golden State chooses not to go to Washington. Opportunities like this come along once in a lifetime, if that. I think the Warriors, provided they receive an invitation, had better think long and hard about how to respond. It is a personal meeting with the Goddamn President of the…

Tebow was objectively bad and got multiple shots to be something else.

He was telling Chase Utley to get into the box:

I star this and then unstar this so that I may star this again.

idiot

We debated this one for a while trying to parse out Scherzer’s exact string of words, though some of them are pretty obvious. I think we’ve settled on “fucking bastard motherfucking bitch motherfucker” and now I can’t see it any other way.

- The best berry is the Marionberry because it’s laced with crack cocaine.

AFTER ALL THESE YEARS I FINALLY FOUND THE SON OF BITCH THAT KICKED ME OUT OF HIS CAR AND MADE ME LOSE MY TOES TO FROST BITE! I you better pray Drew doesn’t give me your email address ADAM!

I think 16-0 is more impressive.

Your Finnish Google translator is a bit rusty.

Uskomaton säästö = Unbelievable discount %
Aivan älytön pysäytys Rinteeltä = Rinne pulls off unbelievable save