“Got into an altercation at the Nashville Margaritaville” wouldn’t crack the 100 most surprising facts about Rex and Rob Ryan.

In what world is Mr. Met ahead of the fucking Raptor? Nobody watches videos/gifs of Mr. Met. Meanwhile, everybody watches these over and over. gtfo.

She showed so much restraint in not nut punching him. Even with her trying to pull away and move his hands he kept forcing himself on her. Dude get the message. She’s not that into you.

I’m 100% sure. Absolutely no doubt in my mind.

Oh yeah, he got progressively more rapey as it went on.

Also, the underrated Bad Apology classic, “I graciously offer the victim the chance to meet with me in private.”

she’s either the smartest or dumbest player on the team.

I think it’s unfair to the readers to mention the Deadspin Slack without actually posting screenshots of the conversations

Man, between this and crashing when his wife was chasing him who’d have thought that driving would be the part of his game that left him first.

PK is woke and his blackness is unquestioned, I think you have a problem with The Root though.

Curling is pretty sweet to watch though. I mean, beer helps a lot.

Invoking race when it is not germane to the conversation is a racists maneuver. Not being white is irrelevant. Being stupid, as you are, is quite.

Fuck you.

Do you read theroot just so you can have reasons to be unhappy? You clearly don’t read it for the subject matter.

Yes, I was going to write a long, long post, but you covered the main reason, that he’s a division rival of the Flyers and Rangers. That Barry believes he’s a polarizing player shows that he’s too exposed to that environment. All Canadian hockey fans at least respect and/or admire Sidney, and a small percentage…

I honestly can’t believe there hasn’t been a stronger movement to take “conservatism” back from these kinds of half-wits. For the last 20-30 years, conservatism has been allowed to slide from a somewhat cynical and decidedly pro-business—but not completely fucking evil—place into this arrogant, proudly-ignorant,…

KEEP POLITICS OUT OF SPORTS I ONLY CARE ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS ON THE FIELD BUT I DON’T WANT THAT AMERICA HATER ON MY TEAM

“The Government can’t tell me what to do!!!”

I love how “everyone is entitled to their opinion” about their virulent, rac-/sex-/nationalism, but when other people have their own countering opinions, they are “pussies/fags/libtards.”