SHIT FUCK DAMMIT FUCK ASS SHIT SHIT SHIT GODDAMMIT NOT FUCKING AGAIN SHIT FUCK

As I’m sure Wikipedia informed you it had to do with being either upriver or downriver from the St. Lawrence River. #grade4history

Sens fan here!

Looking at how high up those ‘cheap’ seats are (here and on Twitter), I can’t say I blame anyone for not paying triple digit prices for them. If the owner is frustrated by the lack of sales, maybe he should adjust the price to fall more in line with the (lack of) demand.

Whats wrong with the 407, its the only road that moves in torona.

Tough times? They’ve made the playoffs more often than all but 2 or 3 teams in the past 20 years.

Wait, wait, wait. Were NBC’s announcers insisting that it wasn’t goaltender interference? I was watching a CBC stream and the announcers were ADAMANT that it was “textbook goaltender interference.”

They have a right to go for the puck. They do not have the right to push the goalie into the net with or without the puck. They also can’t position themselves in such a way as to prevent the goalie from positioning himself to make a save once they don’t have the puck. Intent matters only when a penalty is called.

It’s only interesting when the usuals make it to the Final? You have a pretty boring outlook IMO.

Sure, it’s called “playoff hockey” and the rules go out the window. How about all those cross checks the Pens gave to Karlsson that never got called?

NBC wanted us to believe that pitchforking a goalie into his own net is allowed during a goalmouth scramble.

Often times hockey goalies are praised for making a great save when the replay clearly shows the puck simply hit them and you wonder why the best shooters in the world so often hit the goalie right in the chest. So much of being a great goalie in any sport requiring one is positioning and the angles created or taken…

Are you sick of hearing this in the postseason?—The better team didn’t win the game last night.

Jordan never missed a dunk in the playoffs. LeBron will never be the GOAT if he keeps choking like this.

I just made a comment asking why these fools even bother leaving the US.

Canadian Habs fan here (see thy name) and while I don’t come here specifically for hockey stories, I think Deadspin does a perfectly fine job and I don’t notice much bias nor do I give a fuck. I found the story on Nashville as a hockey city very interesting. I didn’t agree with every point in that story nor do I in…

I KNOW. Are those guys even wearing protective gear AT ALL??? Player safety has grown by leaps and bounds since then.

Winning’s not boring. I don’t care if my team adopts that strategy if they win. Because then I’m watching hockey in May and not baseball.

Pretty Blonde Lady Upset To Learn That Rules Also Apply To Her

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