why would you record this tho

Counterpoint, traveling for work. Can’t fit everything for a work week under the seat and forget taking the chance on them losing your bag if you check it. Not to mention everyone will be pissed at you when they all have to wait at the baggage claim (when traveling with coworkers) and I have spent in excess of 30…

you’re going to die alone

Oh come on, nobody believes you’ve got friends.

Bledsoe may hate it there, but at least it’s a dry hate.

Here’s one you can’t blame on Shifty and D-Money, Maine.

Chris Long seems like a pretty good dude.

He still listens to commercials on Pandora

He’s the most singularly gifted athlete of an entire generation, and that’s not even the most interesting thing about him when you consider how brilliant the dude is

Man, I love LeBron James. He’s a guy with virtually no formal education who has taken control of his platform to maximize his leverage at every single turn: he’s got a seat among billionaires and isn’t “feeling lucky just to be here.” I hope he becomes a gazillionaire and buys the league.

It feels great when my own jokes are explained to me. It’s awesome, actually.

By taking a knee they are disrespecting the game and all it stands for!

the entire Bosna Visoko team sat down

usually when a bunch of Bosnians lay down like that it’s in an unmarked grave

McAdoo says he is not interested in perceptions that he has lost the team.

If you had Mike Ditka as a hero in the first place you’re already fucked.

A solid example of somebody who’s done an amazing job and is being recognized more and more...

Fredrick Douglass did a lot of good work with MLK to get that passed. Without resorting to grandstanding like NFL players do now.

Davenport vs. sofa

Ah yes. He’s mad that trucks are parked in front of his property. The logical action is to render them immobile.