Doom 2099 was solid for the first 30-odd issues. With only a couple duds, the whole story up until he conquers America is pretty good. Then they changed the creative team up and it fell apart. After that, it meanders to its eventual end.

And Hypercolor shirts to go with them?

What are you talking about? THIS IS A PERFECTLY REASONABLE AMOUNT OF GRILLE! I mean, you can still see some car up front, so if anything, there’s still room for more.

Your reference to piss offends me and I am asking that the DMV remove your comment.

That happened last winter in Toronto. Someone left her car running with one kid in the back seat, went into the house to get the younger kid and found no car upon her return. A car thief hopped in, stole the car, then realized he or she had accidentally abducted a toddler.

Not to mention that it won’t only be Americans who suffer. This is a global situation and you’re fucking it up for the rest of us!

I imagine the manufacturers would be hesitant to loosen their own restrictions, as the next democrat administration is going to undo those very changes once more.

Now you’re just being cynical.

“War on Christmas” is the free centre square?

“Our prices are as low as our resolution!”

3AM... Eternal

As I grew older (but no wiser), I was kind of happy that my head kept its glorious colour. I couldn’t grow a beard to save my life, but my hair is strong and healthy and dark.

Hai Karate (which is basically Axe’s granddad)

You kids and yuor video games. When I was your age, No Man’s Sky was called Zaxxon!

Tale as old as time/Song as old as rhyme

Is this what the kids call junk in the trunk?

If only there were some other outlet for horny idiots on the internet. If only...

I am now very curious to hear some ‘good’ and ‘bad’ Chinese rap. For scientific analysis, you understand.

Their “friends” are BMW owners who saw nothing wrong with what the Tesla owners did.

My God! It’s full of stars!