“(Sidenote: This piece will refrain from mentioning the North Carolina bathroom law, the recent Supreme Court homophobic bakery decision, the Freedom Riders, sit-ins, Jim Crow, the NBA and Super Bowl champions disinvited from the White House, or the people elbowed in the throat at Donald Trump rallies.)“

I love that the disclaimer below the picture of the macaron tote indicates “This picture is an image.” It helps clear up the confusion for me.

Did she actually call the cops, or just threaten to do so? If she did, what police response, if any, was there? Did she actually call the police, only to be laughed off the line, or was a SWAT team deployed to neutralize the girl?

Speak for yourself. “We’re all human.” What a horrible thing to say.

Please do. This movie is far more grown-up than 11-year-old Beldrueger realized-- maybe even more grow-up than he would have been able to appreciate, what with the whole talk of the will and the conspiracy about the streetcar, etc.

2 Sophie 2 Choice

Goddammit, Jason, there is only one O in ‘Sorrrrrryyyyyy’! Can’t you get anything right?!

T’Challa, you’re only saying that now. Wait until you want to buy a factory to start building Wakandan cars on American soil!

It’s baffling to think that this is the cost-effective solution.

Godamnit! Now the theme song is stuck in my head.

I have a theory regarding the green light.

I’m sure Michael can handle a few hundred online insults. Manitos is right, though. POC can’t stop white people from being racist; only white people can. The truth is, not very many whitefolk come round these parts, but this is the very message we need to see. We need to be reminded that it’s our responsibility to…

I would be willing to bet that most millennials are jacking (and jilling) it to cartoons right this moment.

I want sexy Lizardman and don’t you judge me!

Hey, truck nerds: what kind of pickup is that in the diagram?

You need to email your congressperson daily, and get everyone you know to do the same, and get them to get everyone they know to do the same. The only way your concern will be known is if the people in charge get a flood of emails clogging up their inboxes, preventing them from doing anything else.

Why can’t the kids be caged with their parents?

If you haven’t worked a waiting job, it’s hard to describe. I would say it is a very high-pressure environment, probably one of the more stressful jobs I’ve had, but with the caveat that, when your shift is over, you can leave it all behind.

Maybe use it to reheat last night’s white rice? Mix in some chopped peppers, onions, celery, and garlic... maybe some crumbled bacon or ground beef to make a kind of discount Cajun dirty rice?