Cool Han Luke
John Bigbooté
kingmonkey
You leave Danny Glover out of this!
John Mulaney just got banned from Texas.
I’m offended. I’m not a humorless twat.
On the other hand, John Oliver has also been honoured with a koala chlamydia ward named after him.
Technically, the good people of Canada do pay me to clown around on the internet. Keep reaching, and you too can live the dream, Manitos!
As a sign of how bad things are, I was pleasantly surprised that no one was shot.
What kind of wine does one offer in the event of accidentally dog-murdering the neighbours’ chickens?
I think if the movie had just been an hour-and-a-half still shot of Chris Hemsworth’s shirtless torso, she would have been satisfied.
I’m not sure why io9 is putting this article in the little frame on the left, but it was fun to go back and read the comments. Some people were very optimistic about this movie. Some people were maybe disappointed.
For some reason, io9 is promoting this 8-year old thread, and I’m reading the comments. It’s fun to revisit our opinions almost a decade after the fact, isn’t it? How did you enjoy Green Lantern?
Fuck Duke.
Cultmoviebomb!
Nostalgiabomb!
Pfft! Lookit me, learning stuff on a Tuesday! I’ve never heard of a gyrodyne before.
Until we discover some kind of magical anti-gravity, there is no way flying cars will work on a mass scale.
And yet, hundreds, if not thousands, of people forget that travelling at high velocity on roads can be fatal every day. If I lived in a city with a million people, and most of those people were airborne, I would invest in an underground bunker.
You wanted flying cars, we gave you flying cars. Now you complain that you want airborne control, too? God, so picky!