kingmonkey
John Bigbooté
kingmonkey

Maybe the old M.A.S.K. cartoon is popular in Dubai?

The word you’re looking for, Michael, is autogyro. These vehicles are mostly autogyroes— rotors for lift, propellors for propulsion.

Wedding Songs:

What? A bee vest campaign?

“A bearded latino buying Mentos? My Spidey-Sense is tingling!”

Does he at least stop to remove/attach the license plate when switching identities?

Four clutches? That’s dumb! How many feet do you think Batman has?!

They watch each other sleeping in big slumber parties.

I don’t know about the hair, but I can tell you that, here in Canada, that denim dress is considered formal wear.

I had to look it up today. It turns out that, according to The Globe and Mail (newspaper), barefoot driving is entirely legal all across Canada and the US. Insurance companies point out that it might just be a bad idea, as there are noted increases in accidents when people wear flip-flops, steel-toed shoes, or stiff

Shit, man. My Honda Fit needs some room to turn, yo.

Yeah, that’s a good question. The Chairman’s wife is being morally derelict if she’s leaving those poor babies in the road like that.

I remember more than one person telling me to slow down as I look over my shoulder, when preparing to change lanes. For some reason I did not pass my driver’s test the first time around.

Ssshhh! Never admit a mistake on the internet!

“Contemptuous approval”

To quote Han Solo: “Everything is under control. Situation normal. Had a slight weapons malfunction. But uh, everything is perfectly alright now. We’re fine. We’re all fine here now, thank you. How are you”

Are you suggesting that wætherman would cause Huracáns to Split?

If we’re being honest, I would be more inclined to buy a Supra with this exact paintjob.

That’s standard driving behaviour, where I live. Any time someone turns left, it’s a guessing game where they’ll end up.