Oh, I didn’t see that the cars are venomous.

It’s damn high praise. That’s why, when my wife says to me ‘husband, your love-making tonight was satisfactory,’ I know I can lay my head down and get a good night’s sleep, secure in the knowledge it was a job well done.

Weren’t the Madagascarians villains in Star Trek?

Mr. Burke, could you please include a trigger warning on that video? I watched the whole thing through, always expecting to hear the next line in the song, but it just keeps looping and I’ll be damned if I’m going to listen to Steve Winwood just to get the song out of my head now.

Oh, man! I love Tectonic!

Koalas have murderhands!

I theorize that, if humans could lick their own genitals, we wouldn’t have ever bothered to evolve.

Wait, what? Titan AE’s soundtrack didn’t have Creed on it, did it?

Don’t you mean get out of my dreams?

“Uh... uh... Phillip! Oh, XXXX! That’s from the Ultimate Accountants DLC. Edit that part out. Edit that out.”

And also, what are the local wind conditions? If the wind is especially strong in one side of the area, but not the other, that can affect the stopping distances!

The two are not comparable, but stopping the practice of putting women on display, in a very public way, for no other purpose than to be looked at for their appearance does go some way toward changing the way women are treated. This is just F1's small contribution to an ongoing resolution.

This is going on your permanent record, right alongside the entry from 3rd grade, where you shoved gold-painted macaroni up Tony Cosetti’s nose.

Brian, I believe it’s spelled: Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

That’s a very different version of Breath of the Wild than I am familiar with.

Badum tish

Why do I feel like the word shouldn’t even be in a spellchecker’s dictionary? It should always show up underlined when typed. Maybe Clippy should be resurrected just for that purpose.

I can only imagine that, for legal action, they have to take time to research and gather evidence, cross all their T’s, dot all their i’s, and move forward only once the case is solid.

I’m to ashamed to valet my 2010 Honda Fit with permanent child seat imprints in the back seat.

Everything I Need to Know about Valets, I Learned from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off