Two things:

At their very worst, Marvel movies only far as far as being mediocre. Given that this will be the first major black superhero, even a mediocre movie will be buoyed to greater value (sort of like how Wonder Woman was a decent movie, but is made great by the fact it’s a female-lead endeavor with a kickass leading lady).…

Last winter, a woman in Toronto started her car in the early morning, put her child in the child seat, went back into the house for child number two, came back to find her car (and kid) stolen. Leaving the car running and unlocked was the means by which the thief absconded with it.

I am opposed to people leaning on my Honda Fit for purely practical reasons; if anyone older than a 12-year-old leans on it, they’re likely to crush it.

Metal flake looks awesome! Assuming you drive a ‘75 Ford Econoline van with a fire-breathing dragon airbrushed onto the sides.

If Jem and the Holograms owned a Lamborghini, this would be the Lamborghini Jem and the Holograms would own.

“Every Japanese make has a brand identity and you can easily tell them apart”

The Duke boys had to take off fast, because they just got Boss Hogg’s ATM PIN and took a little withdrawal to help Uncle Jesse pay off the farm mortgage and they needed to skedaddle before Roscoe came to bring them in.

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Or you live in Canada and have to face -30 degree winters regularly. It’s hard to wash the car when your cloth keeps freezing to your mittens.

Thanks a lot. I read all of those idiotic Twitter (Twittiotic?) comments and rolled my eyes so hard they got stuck.

“a BMW driver with extra large coffee in one hand and steering with two fingers of the hand holding the danish hit a bad hole and completely eat it”

I swear, I was just cleaning it and it went off!

Can we vote for Sassy, instead?

You’ll get an F1 and you’ll like it, while you live under my roof!

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You misspelled Cule.

Last time I took my car into the shop, I had to place the garage’s iPad right next to the underside fo my car while the mechanic looked at it from his home. I’m not convinced he found the rattle, though.

That... technically does ease the traffic problem, though. Problem solved?

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