Or even just carpooling. How many of those 8.2 billion cars just have one person in them?

White-tailed deer get better treatment than other colour-tailed deer, I guess.

Those are some staggeringly bad puns.

Look at the definition in those trees and that fallen log! Don’t even get me started on the texture of that subterranean brick wall.

Could be worse...

Heated water vapour. Duh.

The problem for many internauts is that America’s United States has become the centre of a good portion of the English internet, and we damned foreigners have no say in how you affect our experience. If only the internet could be managed globally, somehow.

After the analytical analysis, they verify the verification to determine the determination of their experimental experiment.

There is nothing wrong with that, at all. I yell at cars who cross intersections while there is an emergency vehicle all super-Saiyan trying to get through. Yelling at and laughing at those dorks is perfectly reasonable.

Just the other day, I was on the highway and this firetruck had the nerve to ride ride up on my ass, blasting his horn and flashing his brights at me, trying to get me to move out of the way like he owned the goddamn road, or something!

It’s like a default car from some SIMs game I don’t care to play.

I do not think you should date that girl. You should instead leave her, get drunk, and make use of the wonderful service provided by Operation Red Nose. Just not in Surrey.

Yeah, you’re right. I guess I don’t get so drunk that I need to call for a chauffeur often enough.

My mom says she’s sorry for telling you to play Marvel Heroes.

Today’s Google result for Surrey BC:

A speed bump might as well be a concrete barrier for this concept. If a car were ever built this low, would it even be able to drive on real life roads?

I see you got your Sundance twerkin’ in the shrubbery.

I would not volunteer my butt for that.

You’ve done a man’s job, Villeneuve. I guess you’re through, huh?