Looks like Sub Zero picked up a new sport.

Nobody who wears that freaking hat can accuse someone else of being attention seeking. It’s like the Jon Stewart interview that ended Tucker Carlson’s career for 10 years (Jon ... come back?) in which he commented on the ostentatiousness of his bow tie.

Certainly not the first time some Arians have complained about the work ethic of a Brown.

TAKE OFF THAT SILLY ASS HAT

Anyone who thinks Hot Dogs are bullshit should be deported.

B.J. in 2015.  B.J. again in 2019.  I think all the married guys can relate.

This asshole really just wanted an excuse to have as many burgers as he could without it seeming weird.

Such a proud boy.

George Carlin said it best: “Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”

But they’re coming tonight, the national champions, subject to the weather.

THAT’S who Stephen Dorff reminded me of! I kept thinking he looked a lot like some other, older actor, but I couldn’t quite put my finger on it.

Craziest end-of-1st-half stat I have ever seen, with the appropriate expression on Rivers’ face:

The dude publically guaranteed a Chargers win. Hang his head up on the trophy room wall next to Freddie Mitchell's.

The dozens of Los Angeles fans must be so sad.

Every single hot taek ever should end with:

Enjoyyyyyyyyyyyiiiiiiing my coffee.

Oh yeah man. Nothing screams “more sex” like getting married. 

A significant piece of my heart has always hoped his personal favorite line is, “Oh, please dear...the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint.  MY FRIENDS DIED FACE-DOWN IN THE MUCK SO YOU AND I CAN ENJOY THIS FAMILY RESTAURANT!”

Labor strife? In Pittsburgh? During a time when US society is tilted wildly in favor of management and wealth?? Well I never.