My wife and I got married on a Sunday in January because it was super cheap to do so and because it was MLK weekend, most of our guests had the following Monday off.

what, you don’t want to go back to the halcyon days of Jerry the King yelling about “puppies” whenever a wrestler with big tits was in the ring? 

change it to ‘goodbye horses’ and you have it spot on. 

i haven’t watched the trailer yet, but if his pitbull gets hurt i’m going to be VERY upset. 

shocking that a wild market isn’t blossoming for a dirty player who freely admits to loafing on the field...

here is to hoping that big boi hits the stage in a kap jersey and just says “Fuck the NFL” and drops the mic. 

if you’re risk averse but still want to invest, look to municipal bonds in your state of residence (or an etf comprised of them). the income they produce is tax exempt and as long as you don’t live in Illinois, Jersey or PR, they are extremely stable investments

“This nice man from the IRS called and said i should email him my social security number and bank accounts! He said he’d fix all my tax problems!”

will do. enjoy the oil spills, republicans, and hurricanes!

some shoes need a double knot. i have a pair of nike metcons that i wear to the gym, and if i don’t double knot them, they get untied within 5 minutes. no other sneaker i have has this problem, but these metcons refuse to stay tied. i even tried new laces, and that didn’t solve the problem.

the same can be said for those who dismiss Boston off the cuff.

4 seasons vs living in a swamp with ‘WHO DAT’ sister fuckers doesn’t seem like much of a decision to me

two thoughts:

“Sent from my Boost Mobile Phone.” was the funniest thing in this entire recap.

came here to post this

I’m finishing my coffee!

he bounced the line off of Russell Wilson, who after a quick google search, determined it was, in fact, romantic.