#Justice4Spooge

I believe with all my heart and soul that Brendan is innocent. Steven i can’t say that for, but i do believe that his prosecution for this was so riddled with clusterfuckery that he deserves a new trial, probably in a new jurisdiction. he’s probably guilty, i’m 60/40 on it, but that trial was a farce and the…

all things gibson aside, this movie does not need to be remade. hollywood needs more writers and fewer actors-turned-directors-rehashing-the-past

i get him keeping a schedule and being busy and all that, but why wake up at 2:30 and go to bed at 7:30? why not living like a semi normal person and get up at 6:30 and go to bed at 11:30? its the same number of hours to be awake!

the defense looks ugly as hell. apparently chung is the only player who can defend against the run, despite having over 1,000 lbs of linemen up front. gilmore would be a great 2nd corner, but he is too streaky to be reliable for a full season, and will never really be ‘a elite’ corner.

pete carroll thinks hot takes melt steel beams, but jet fuel can’t.

Two stories: one triumphant, one that made me feel like shit -

uh, pretty sure holding someone down and trying to remove their clothes is actually a crime. its called sexual assault. 

haha.

milk in cereal is the fastest way to ruin perfectly good cereal. you milk drinkers are fuckin’ up, man. 

people who don’t like minor threat are not to be trusted. 

possible hot take coming in:

if iRobot could make a roomba that would have 100% no-pet-shit-smear guarantee i would gladly pay out the nose for it. we’d love to have one, but two elderly dogs with iffy bowel control, getting one is just begging for the poop-ocalypse

penicillin won’t cure that

fresh faces would be a welcome change for sure, but a lot of the up and coming faces on the left are either too inexperienced or too far to the left to win a presidential race in 2020. bernie is great, and bloomberg could buy his way in and probably wouldn’t be half bad (the man certainly isn’t dumb, and he is on the…

Dimon has been successful, but he has baggage galore. Bloomberg actually is a lot cleaner in terms of being an actual self made billionaire who is good at running a business. 

the world needs more Troy McClure

i am genuinely excited for when steve smith finally snaps and beats the shit out of michael irving on national television. 200:1 that it’ll be more entertaining than whatever horseshit TNF game is on. 

this is the best/worst walker clip from conan:

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