nothing gets man-babies stirrups in a twist faster than unwritten rules being broken. #Re2pect

he is big mac special sauce?

you forgot the all important #TrumpThatBitch

i would have also accepted “t mobile sidekick”

Or how many of them realize that is actually disrespectful, per flag etiquette, to sit on a flag, or wear like an american flag bikini or bathing suit... these morons are happy to wrap themselves in the flag without understanding anything beyond a narrative that is crammed down their throats by pols with shitty…

gotta ease into the volume eating lifestyle... its a struggle at first, and then you get used to it. consider yourself lucky that this assignment wasn’t to eat what thor bjornsson or brian shaw eat in a given day. 

its like if the sarlacc pit and goatse had a baby together. its the most vile crevice on earth.

cosigned on the 9/11 memorial note. i visited it with my wife a few years ago and it took my breath away. a very well done memorial. and it what can only classified as strange, when we walked up to the memorial, the first name i noticed on the railing was the cousin of the girl i was dating when 9/11 happened. 

you’re expecting a lot from a guy who wore this hat in public:

well duh. penalties are negated in trump’s america by “showiness”

raspberry beret’s reaction makes this clip go from ‘great’ to ‘otherworldly’ 

Hey, those fuckheads are predominantly west of 495, not east. once you cross into worcester county you may as well be in the fucking ozarks until you hit canada or go south and end up in NYC. 

trump looks like he is trying to get out of giving Pootz an old fashioned handy in that picture, but pootz just won’t let the issue drop. 

being friends with an ex is possible, but extremely rare. speaking from experience. dated a girl for 3 years in college and at the end of it we both came to the conclusion that we brought out the worst of one another when we’re screwing, so we just stopped screwing and moved on to dating other people. 13 years have…

chik-fil-a is straight up the blandest shit i have ever eaten. and the company is run by christian psychos. 

trying to understand the mental gymnastics required for these morons to get from CK kneeling for a very clear reason to “disrespecting the troops” to “i’m going burn this expensive shit that i bought to show them” gives me a fucking migraine.

“- The Patriots turned me into a goddamn conspiracy theorist and for the first time since I became a fan over 13 years ago, I hate myself more now than I ever did when we were trash. Meanwhile, Patriots fans probably forgot who they played in the AFC championship.”

“I know what you’re thinking. And the answer is yes, I do have a nickname for my penis. It’s called The Octagon. But I’ve also nicknamed my testes. The left one is James Westfall, and the right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right, you might just get to meet the whole gang” 

the yinzers are really buying into trump’s wall - poor design, execution, and all!