my intervention would be over tortilla chips, especially tostitos. it is the one food item that never grows old for me and that never fills me up. i can easily polish off a bag myself and go to the pantry to see if we have more. the saltier the better. it is a genuine problem. i used to be the same way about…

imagine the collection of last season’s under armor visors he’d be able to amass with an employee discount and his plentiful stash of kohl’s cash. 

when i was a kid, probably in 2nd or 3rd grade, i decided i was going to make a bow and arrow by myself. my clever thought was to cut a small hole in the ends of the branch i found for the bow to tie the string through. so i took my trusty swiss army knife and was boring a hole through the wood by twisting the blade…

this actually made me snarf. 

that leveon bell glitch is straight of nfl blitz. 

the space force is just a way to get the nazis back from the dark side of the moon:

i got your back on that one. john lennon was a wife beating psycho, wings is total garbage, and octopus’ garden makes me want to die. george wrote their best songs, had a good solo career, and was chill when his close friend married his ex wife. 

you got a son?

1) its a miracle this kid didn’t get hurt since he was wearing bar straps when it was kicked

in trumps america, this checks out. 

i can’t wait for amendola to be begging to be traded back to the pats by week 4. 

LOL. the president threatening that players should be suspended without pay for protesting is literally a first amendment issue. I know the MAGA crowd is too dumb to get that, they think the first amendment only applies when ordinary citizens are mocking them for saying dumb shit, and not like, the weight of the US…

If you do front squats outside of a cage, please use bumper plates! if you need to dump the bar, bumper plates are safer for you, for the people around you, and for the bar itself. Injury risk aside, I’ve seen so many bars destroyed by people dropping them with metal plates which ultimately causes the collars becoming…

and if you are, how much did Dr. Robert Leonard pay you to turn you into the stunt double for Will Forte?

our schools will be a lot safe if ray lewis is banned from entering them and stabbing people. 

in 7th grade a kid lent me his copy of the minor threat discography cd and it blew my mind. angry, yet intelligent and it talked about how it was ok to not want to get drunk or high, which were the hallmarks of being a teen in my home town. i never had any desire to do those things, but to hear this great songs about…

if i were a big douche, i’d go with the chorus of “more human than human” by white zombie. i figure a baseball player would think so highly of themselves to do that.