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people who order steaks medium or higher are the people who really don’t like beef.

ground beef - yeah, safety risks, steak — not so much. i have been eating blue steak for 25 years without a single issue

counter point: Borat-voice makes every dad joke punchline into comedy gold.

LOL. The cops who worship the punisher seem to ignore the fact that he exists because they are ineffective or corrupt or a combination of the two.

Coming up at 5, Oven Hot Takes with Papa John

NY should be considered the northeast. 

what a disgusting piece of shit this guy is. 

dumb question: if this guy was called up (presumably on a minor league contract), and he goes on DL, does he get paid the prorated major league rate for this time on the DL since he was injured in the majors, or will he revert to his minor league salary?

that said, terry crews would make an excellent office linebacker, too. the world needs more office linebackers. 

yeah, but then you’d have the donald wiping his shit covered ass all over your shower curtain and towels. you think that lowlife is classy enough to pull up trou and go back to the white house with his pants looking like an order of brooks brothers fritos chili cheese fries?

gehrig > ruth

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LET THEM EAT CAKE!

talkers are the worst. the last time i got into a physical altercation was when one of my old roommates decided that during the live airing of the last episode of the sopranos that he wanted to tell us all about his love of dominos pizza while loudly eating a slice of their greasy cardboard. long story short: a punch

if he didn’t work for barstool, i’d be more open to accepting his “laughing at the absurdity” claim, but its hard to extend that credit to someone who freely associates with dave portnoy. i’m all for gallows humor, but these assholes crossed a line many years ago and have been doubling down on their depravity ever

Pence Tested, Mother Approved!

its like a bizarre south/central american version of Stockholm Syndrome. It’ll be puzzling shrinks for decades!

sure is dusty in my office today...