in a word: yes.

remember when he died under Dean Pritchers’ car in old school?

i worked at an independent lumber yard for 4 years in college, and I can tell you definitively that home depot and lowes may be cheaper than the local mom and pop, but the stuff you’re getting it of significantly lower quality. from power tools to actual lumber, the big box stores sell the cheapest stuff they can get…

Re: eye contact/pooping - a few years back I was walking around San Francisco with my wife. It was a lovely spring morning... until a guy plopped down a 5 gallon bucket on the sidewalk in front of us, dropped trou, and proceeded to rip a grumper. As we walked by he stared daggers into my eyes, and I’m pretty sure he…

i loathed W as a president, but i would take him back in a second at this point. trump makes W look like fucking JFK by comparison

advice to gym newbs: do NOT wear gloves unless you want to announce to the world that you’re a chump.

advice to gym newbs: do NOT wear gloves unless you want to announce to the world that you’re a chump.

letters like these really just make me pray for the meteor to take us all out.

a woman in my office microwaves canned chunk tuna in a bargain brand ziploc sandwich bag every day. it smells like death, and this is coming from someone who really like tuna. she also leaves time on the microwave every single day. needless to say, everyone hates her.

watch out kid, you violated the unwritten laws and your ass is gettin’ beaned during your next at bat!

+1 for an Amy Jo Johnson nod. total babe to me when i was 11.

on the “punchable faces” tournament bracket, all the Balls are high seeds, right? Like Martin Shkreli is a 1 seed for sure, but these dickheads have to be in the top 10, right?

“why bother to stop the glacier? your cup of water doesn’t overflow when the ice in it melts” - Sen. Jim Inhofe: Old Rich White Man

Film Actors Guild

in this picture, chris sale looks like a rummy who was panhandling outside of the fenway by the sovereign bank in kenmore square.

Katie Nolan: Still a National Treasure.

lol, nope, they are all fine people who found being there to be dreadful beyond the education they received.

re: young guys at the gym and their headphones.

but then they can retrieve their cell phone from the basket by the front door and be driven home in a town car.