If only there were a team with a HOF QB and a history of turning malcontents into superstar performers that also happened to lose their number one WR to a torn ACL in their 3rd preseason game against the Detroit Lions that he could be traded to.

if only they had like 1 or 2 good RBs on the team that could run it in with 2 tries from the 1 yard line.

Running a jet sweep on 4th and goal from the 1 with no RB in the backfield to keep the defense in the middle seems like a good place to start.

This is cruel and terrible but I can’t envision Mainers taunting sounding like anything but this:

Here’s one you can’t blame on Shifty and D-Money, Maine.

when you choose to publicly affiliate with genocidal maniacs, i think it safe to assume they are not open to conversion. i really don’t think anyone proudly wearing a swastika in 2017 is someone who is open to hearing anything other than blind hatred.

Wearing swastikas? You better believe that’s a paddlin.

The world is worth saving for, if no other reason, dogs.

re: limp bizkit drummer — that actually happened, Sammy Siegler, drummer of Youth of Today, Judge, Side by Side (and others), did an emergency stint in LB. from his other bands, i really doubt he enjoys their music.

If the Packers had Belichick, Rodgers would have 4-5 rings, I’m completely convinced. McCarthy has a metric shit-ton of weaknesses; extremely poor at adapting to adverse circumstances, hyperconventional, petty, absurdly affected by anxiety and wholly capable of transmitting it to his staff and players, unwilling to…

Well to be fair it kind of is.

As a Colts fan who gnashed teeth through the Manning years, I don’t think the Packers fans are wrong....

A lot of Packers fans had turned on the guy, even before Rodgers went down. They think only having one ring with Rodgers is a travesty.

Meh, foot fetishes are pretty vanilla as far as fetishes go. It’s not like she told the world that he’s into cockfingering or something.

Feet? I thought he only liked fucking the Calves

Can’t get a concussion when you don’t have a brain. Eli’s playing the long game here.

Serious question here. How does Eli survive this game?

They need a true power hitter.

having a friend who has eaten horse (while he lived in outer mongolia in the peace corps), i can thoroughly back this statement up.