But is it an elite charity?

Dom said it perfectly at the end of this article: Belichick, who needs no help beating the Steelers, now has inside info.

Kinda wanna road trip to an Allegheny County Sheetz. I bet the N Word hasn’t been thrown around with such gusto since Marge Schott owned the Reds.

I was congratulating myself for having made it, when about 20 minutes in Montezuma’s revenge returned, the likes of which I had never experienced.

Apparently, Fisher Price steam punk makes you look like more of an asshole than Victorian steam punk. Glad we locked that down.

We’re through the looking glass here.

This is quite a shock, since there has been virtually no substance at ESPN for many years now.

i got my nikes ready and a pocket full of quarters for the intergalactic space tolls. lets party. 

Can’t even make it to the winter meetings. Jeets is showing about as much range as GM as he did at shortstop.

LeBatard said something this morning that stuck with me: We’re fast approaching a point where Alex Rodriguez will be more well liked than Derek Jeter. Who saw that coming?

Jeter gift basket jokes are so old, Roy Moore doesn’t even notice them while walking through the mall.

But Jeter did arrange for one of his patented “morning after” gift bags to be left at his hospital bedside.

Did he at least get a gift basket?

I don’t see the issue.

I’m surprised they saw it.

Jesus, McAdoo’s really gone off the deep end.

The best is that he’s texting the picture to his parents and asking “Is this swimmin water or leave it alone water?”