A boat’s a boat, but a mystery box could be anything. It could even be a boat!

Is there a single picture of McConell where he doesn’t look like a geriatric sea-turtle struggling to hold in a fart?

The kid will eat anything...

Double or nothing he eats it

50 bucks says the Trump kid picks his nose....

“The perfect game, the no-hitter, the four-run lead, and the chance to redeem himself by pitching any further: all gone”. 

He was good, friendly, affable, generous man. With a family. A small daughter. Who tortured and killed animals to entertain a mob.

I loathe Floyd.

jerry remy is an assclown in every conceivable way. the sox should’ve cut ties with him after his dirtbag son killed that poor woman. everything he is involved with ultimately implodes.

I’ll just leave this here.

Man duels can’t melt real teams!

Pardon me, but I believe it is the clear and unanimous viewpoint of Deadspin that Stevie Wonder can, in fact, see.

Pretty sure Sale would’ve gotten the 10 had Drake LaRoche been behind the plate. Kid is heady, gritty, hard-nosed—just a winner.

Maybe because the world is a little bit more important than creating safe spaces for Trump-fucking snowflakes to relive the glory years they never had. Fuck off and die.

Last thing people want is political leanings intertwined with their sports

Trump gave up more intel in 5 minutes with the Russians than John McCain did in 5 years of torture from the North Vietnamese.

at least kraft’s tie is set to an appropriate length. trump looks like he’s a little kid wearing his dad’s suit... and edelman looks about as coherent as he did in the “just fucked edelman, no lie” picture.

Human shit out of water is pretty awful, but it is never worse than puke. I once covered every square inch of my bathroom with a steak quesadilla barf bomb, and cleaning it up was the second worst experience of my life, bested only by the time i had to remove a dead skunk from my parents’ yard... it was covered in…

I had a friend who did the same thing. He had man tits, so I would imagine he, like Johnny, are self conscious about having man tits. And that’s alright.