A boat’s a boat, but a mystery box could be anything. It could even be a boat!

Is there a single picture of McConell where he doesn’t look like a geriatric sea-turtle struggling to hold in a fart?

The kid will eat anything...

Double or nothing he eats it

50 bucks says the Trump kid picks his nose....

Everything about this article, with the exception of those shitty stickers, is

“The perfect game, the no-hitter, the four-run lead, and the chance to redeem himself by pitching any further: all gone”. 

He was good, friendly, affable, generous man. With a family. A small daughter. Who tortured and killed animals to entertain a mob.

I loathe Floyd.

My new favorite Tom Cruise anecdote is that Christian Bale based his performance in American Psycho on Tom Cruise’s 97 interview with Letterman interview. “He was aggressively likable but had dead eyes.”

jerry remy is an assclown in every conceivable way. the sox should’ve cut ties with him after his dirtbag son killed that poor woman. everything he is involved with ultimately implodes.

Jeez, when the fucking Vatican condemns you for being anti-science, you know you fucked up!

I’ll just leave this here.

Man duels can’t melt real teams!

Pardon me, but I believe it is the clear and unanimous viewpoint of Deadspin that Stevie Wonder can, in fact, see.

Pretty sure Sale would’ve gotten the 10 had Drake LaRoche been behind the plate. Kid is heady, gritty, hard-nosed—just a winner.

at least kraft’s tie is set to an appropriate length. trump looks like he’s a little kid wearing his dad’s suit... and edelman looks about as coherent as he did in the “just fucked edelman, no lie” picture.

Human shit out of water is pretty awful, but it is never worse than puke. I once covered every square inch of my bathroom with a steak quesadilla barf bomb, and cleaning it up was the second worst experience of my life, bested only by the time i had to remove a dead skunk from my parents’ yard... it was covered in…

I had a friend who did the same thing. He had man tits, so I would imagine he, like Johnny, are self conscious about having man tits. And that’s alright.